Waiting for my dream girl

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"Future Wife"

She said she was an "Art Major"

"Dr. Andy, quit squirming!"

(Never knew until today that "wristwatch handjob" was a thing... )

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Labor Day is typically a "day off" in the United States. "Dr. Andy" however is always available to meet with his students.

My “student” for today is Eva Lin.

Forgot to turn the webcam off I guess...

(Don’t know who the lucky guy playing “Dr. Andy” is? But it does seem that I keep getting younger in these pictures... )

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Class is finished for the day... Walking towards my bike parked just outside the door, I hear: “Hola Dr. Andy!!!”

“Rebelde” was a Mexican TV series focusing on the lives of students at an elite prep school. It aired on Univision from 2005-2006. Sounds like my “dream job.”

Anahí, well known internationally, is of course also my “Future Wife.”

Last pic. She’s saying: “Andy, is this outfit OK to go riding in or should I change?”

(Moderators: I believe all of the cast were “over 18.” For certain the three major stars: Anahí, Dulce Maria, and Maite Perroni were all in their 20’s at the time. This was a long time ago. They are actually more like my age... )

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This was in the news today. Apparently Cindy Crawford has recreated her iconic Pepsi Commercial... at 55.

Forgot that a "very young Dr. Andy" also starred in the original... Except that I had longer hair and would have been wearing a Chicago Bulls jersey.

The last clip is a screenshot of her Instagram. So you know it's her. Not sure about the "Dr. Andy" part...

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In the United States, President Biden is due to come on in a few minutes to introduce new requirements for masks and vaccinations.

She's saying: "But Andy, I'm wearing MY mask (giggle)..."

(Don't think these are really from CNN. Jesus Christ! That needle will come out the other side. )

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“Well don’t just stand there looking at it...”

We went downtown then she invited me back to her place for a drink and to listen to music.

She looks disappointed. She’s saying: “Sorry Andy, I’ve seen bigger...”

“I saw him first, bitch...” “No you didn’t, slut...”

Haven’t ever seen this “style” before. May have to get whatever program this is. All I can say is I really had a good “workout” as well...

I mean REALLY... There were over 60 pictures in the set.

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Today’s best “Clickbait Ad” was “100 Questions To Ask a Girl.” Apparently, the guy writing this is a so-called “expert” in meeting women. Sorry dude, but why should I listen to you, asshole? I’ve been married to two gorgeous women (first one was crazy as fuck but the sex was great), live in Zionsville, drive a very expensive sports car, and have an awesome career. So like, what exactly can YOU tell me that I don’t already know?

The first pic accompanied the article. She’s saying “No.”

Anyway, here’s a better example of someone who I would consider an expert. To put this all in perspective, when Hugh Hefner was my age, Crystal wasn’t even born... For like 24 years!

She’s saying: “Yes I know Dr. Andy lives in Zionsville.”

Now, so that you can dispense with this guy’s silly “100 Questions,” any of the last three pics will guarantee that you get laid. Especially the first one. Pay attention and try to remember them...

And possible answers to a few of his questions:

1. Would you rather live in a small house with an amazing view, or a massive mansion in a subdivision?

“Silly. Mansions aren’t found in subdivisions...”


2. What’s one thing you’ve learned that most people don’t know how to do?

“Give good head (giggle)...”


3. What type of man are you attracted to?

“A really rich one with a big dick!” or “Not you, loser!”


4. Have you ever dated two men at the same time?

“Only two???”


5. Who is your favorite author?

“E. L. James (giggle)...”