Waiting for my dream girl

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Her name is "Paige"

She's saying: "Andy, you have to grip it like this..."

Me: "I am!"

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Guess I should've gone to this place for my birthday last week...

She's saying: "Welcome to Hooters Andy! 29? Umm.. OK. Whatever you say, big guy (giggle)..."

(Drawing is hi-res. May have to click it twice.)

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Found this today on CNN. First thing I thought of was "It's The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown."

She's saying: "Andy. I know now why they call you the 'Great' Pumpkin (giggle)."

(At least I know what to go as for Halloween this year. Once again however they "got it wrong" regarding the decades. NOT the 70's. Got to be from the 1950's maybe even 40's. But since I've been using "TikTok" I've finally figured out why this happens all the time these days. It's because everyone born after 2000 thinks whatever happened before that runs together and we're all "Boomers." Facts. )

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It’s Kendall Long “Future Wife”

One of her hashtags is #teachersoftiktok. “Ms. Long, I’ve been a bad boy, looks like you will have to put me in detention...”

In one video she talks about "Death by sezz.” Consider me a dead man!

Here, she talks about the relative size of the “male member” in the animal kingdom... “Dr. Andy, did you know humans have among the smallest members?”

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In the United States public information surrounding the Coronavirus pandemic has been confusing at best. No one I know of is sure whether to wear a mask, not wear a mask, get vaccinated, get a booster, etc. Even schools don't know what to do. My own university was planning on holding in person classes as recently as mid-July. Now it is a mess of last minute “policies” and attendance is, well, sort of “optional.” It is like this in many places.

Last spring things were looking better. I got the J&J vaccine in April. “One and Done.” Or so I thought...

Now they are telling everyone to get a booster.

“Nurse Aubrey” and “Nurse Domino” are saying: “Dr. Andy, you need to get your booster shot!!!” And “Dr. Chanel” is saying: “Andy. You’ve been a naughty boy. You forgot to sign up for your booster shot! Guess where I’m gonna give you the injection? (giggle)...”

At least I’m in good hands...

(The last picture. I bet they don't do it like this at "CVS"! )

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This was the best I could do today... Sorry.

She’s saying: “Dr. Andy, I heard you were looking for an Intern (giggle)...”

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“Blow into my face again asshole and I’ll kick you in the groin so hard your balls will come out the top of your head!”

She’s cute. Not sure exactly what this ad is implying... that he can’t get hard without drinking 7Up? Question: Why does everyone watching look like a “sex doll”?

Marilyn Monroe. I’d love to spend a “July 4th” with her.

The “groovy” 60’s. A very sexy decade for women’s fashions as I’ve noted elsewhere on TLB. One word: Miniskirt. The bathroom décor however looks horrible... I am barely old enough to remember the last remnants of this style. Some things are better left in the past. A green toilet? But the girl is hot.

It’s “Dr. Andy”! From the 80’s maybe?

We had this Radio Shack catalog somewhere. Must have been my Dad’s. By the way, that looks like Mom and Dad on the cover. First date? Hope “mom” is over 18.