Waiting for my dream girl

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First date. “Jesus Christ. What are you doing over there? Jacking off?”

That reminds me, I have a golf lesson today…

She’s saying: “Andy. Keep your eye on the ball!”

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On CNN today...

This is Grace, the "ultra-lifelike" nurse robot.

When this robot says "Dinner's ready sweetie!" it just doesn't have the same feeling...

My wife. She's saying: "Andy. Is that your cock? Somehow it feels much bigger..."

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It's Kendall Long, "Future Wife"

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My birthday was last Wednesday. A year older. My wife threw a party for me and got me a cake. I'm sure that number is "accurate." In fact it would mean I was "born in 1992" so only three months older than Miley.

I never reveal my true age on here (or anywhere else if I can help it ) and in my stories it can vary a lot, but there is some justification for 29. True story: In the summer of 2009, I tried buying Creatine and other supplements for my workouts at GNC. They asked me if I was 18. I replied that I "had been 18 for several years." Guess they thought I might have been "17."

They sold it to me anyway.

But this thread is primarily about women. My wife asked me what I would like for my birthday. I replied "Dove Cameron." I've been sleeping in the garage all this week.

Interestingly, on our way back from picking up the cake, we drove by the Bentley dealer in Zionsville. It looks like they had mine all ready to go.

(Age, women, sex, cars, money, it's all good. I never let anything get in the way of a silly post... )

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Well I just had to post more of Dove.

Seriously, my wife in real life considers Dove to be the most beautiful of my biggest "celebrity crushes." The others would of course be: Taylor Swift, Hayley Williams, Miley Cyrus, Chanel Santini, and Aubrey Kate. I guess that means I actually have "7 wives." Should have my own "reality show."

The first one is a recent pic. The other two are from "Descendants 2" with her friend Evie (Sofia Carson ).

In the last pic Dove is saying: "Andy tried to tell me he was only 25 (giggle)..."

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This will be my first post featuring Billie Eilish.

Because she achieved success at such an early age, many of her pics were "under 18" so I couldn't really share too much. From what I have read, her latest album "Happier Than Ever" was at #1 on the Billboard 200. Other celebrities such as Taylor Swift and Hayley Williams have been very supportive of her.

I first learned of Billie through my 11 and 12 year old nieces who live with us. She is without a doubt their favorite singer. My wife is also a huge fan. Billie's music appeals to all ages. She has stated this in interviews.

Just before the Covid-19 crisis hit, Billie had been selected to sing the title song for the latest James Bond movie "No Time To Die."

Billie was born on December 18, 2001. After 9/11. A tragic "where were you when" event for people my age and older.

The second pic is from her video "Everything I Wanted." I used to have a Dodge Hellcat. If we go on a date, I'm doing the driving!

In the last pic she's saying: "But Andy, you were born in the last century..."

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Shannen Michaela “Future Wife”?

I thought she looked kind of young so I looked her up before posting. Shannen was born in 2000, so she would be “21” this year. She recommends that people “stay hydrated” when working out.

Next, she demonstrates her amazing flexibility... So I’ve noticed...

Last two. She’s saying: “Andy. Would you like to have breakfast together (giggle)?”