Waiting for my dream girl

[a9127]

This is "Dr. Dana Future Wife"

Sounds like she is just beginning her residency. Maybe she could practice on "Dr. Andy"?

(Someone commented that she is not a "real doctor." It's truly amazing the so called "experts" you find on the Internet. Ain't "social media" great? No asshole, here's how it works: If she has completed Medical School then she is a "real doctor." Period. Residency means she is working at a hospital under the direction of a senior physician. Haven't you ever watched "Greys"? It looks like she is deciding what area to specialize in. )

[Pollux]

A9127(Andy),
Always enjoying to read this thread!
Keep your contributions coming!
Pollux

[a9127]

Originally Posted by Pollux

Always enjoying to read this thread!
Keep your contributions coming!
Pollux

Thanks. I’m glad you like this thread although it can be kind of silly sometimes. It’s my small contribution. You and a few others are doing a pretty good job of covering everything else.

On CNN tonight, the latest “fake ad” said: “How Much Does It Cost To Hire A 24-Hour Live-In Care Giver in Zionsville?” I have another birthday coming up this week. A year older... Guess it’s time to start thinking about stuff like this. Maybe I should place an ad?

She’s saying: “Hi Andy. My name’s Aubrey. I heard you’re looking for a 24/7 caregiver.”

[a9127]

First date. “Jesus Christ. What are you doing over there? Jacking off?”

That reminds me, I have a golf lesson today…

She’s saying: “Andy. Keep your eye on the ball!”

[a9127]

On CNN today...

This is Grace, the "ultra-lifelike" nurse robot.

When this robot says "Dinner's ready sweetie!" it just doesn't have the same feeling...

My wife. She's saying: "Andy. Is that your cock? Somehow it feels much bigger..."

[a9127]

It's Kendall Long, "Future Wife"

[a9127]

My birthday was last Wednesday. A year older. My wife threw a party for me and got me a cake. I'm sure that number is "accurate." In fact it would mean I was "born in 1992" so only three months older than Miley.

I never reveal my true age on here (or anywhere else if I can help it ) and in my stories it can vary a lot, but there is some justification for 29. True story: In the summer of 2009, I tried buying Creatine and other supplements for my workouts at GNC. They asked me if I was 18. I replied that I "had been 18 for several years." Guess they thought I might have been "17."

They sold it to me anyway.

But this thread is primarily about women. My wife asked me what I would like for my birthday. I replied "Dove Cameron." I've been sleeping in the garage all this week.

Interestingly, on our way back from picking up the cake, we drove by the Bentley dealer in Zionsville. It looks like they had mine all ready to go.

(Age, women, sex, cars, money, it's all good. I never let anything get in the way of a silly post... )