Waiting for my dream girl

[a9127]

Was on campus this morning. We will be implementing a "mask" policy again. Even if you have been vaccinated. CNN reported that Indiana is one of the states hit hardest by the "Delta Variant."

Ran into two of my students... They're saying: "You need to wear your mask Dr. Andy!"

[a9127]

“Fitness Goals” is what it said... Very inspiring. My own personal “goal” is to be that punching bag.

She texted me: “Hey Andy! I’m at the gym. If u sneak out now your wife will never know.”

“Dr. Andy. Since I’m a first year student, my parents told me to get to know my professors before class started. My dad even let me borrow his car! I was born in 2003 so I just turned 18 (giggle).”

“Future Wife”

“Hey big guy! My eyes are up here!”

At the last minute I accepted a position to teach at the University of Alabama. This is my “Business Analytics” class. Ask me if I love my work?

[a9127]

Arrived today. Complete with “AI,” “fully functional,” and ready to go right out of the box.

She’s saying: “Well don’t just stand there looking at it Andy. It’s not gonna go down all by itself (giggle).”

[a9127]

This is "Dr. Dana Future Wife"

Sounds like she is just beginning her residency. Maybe she could practice on "Dr. Andy"?

(Someone commented that she is not a "real doctor." It's truly amazing the so called "experts" you find on the Internet. Ain't "social media" great? No asshole, here's how it works: If she has completed Medical School then she is a "real doctor." Period. Residency means she is working at a hospital under the direction of a senior physician. Haven't you ever watched "Greys"? It looks like she is deciding what area to specialize in. )

[Pollux]

A9127(Andy),
Always enjoying to read this thread!
Keep your contributions coming!
Pollux

[a9127]

Originally Posted by Pollux

Always enjoying to read this thread!
Keep your contributions coming!
Pollux

Thanks. I’m glad you like this thread although it can be kind of silly sometimes. It’s my small contribution. You and a few others are doing a pretty good job of covering everything else.

On CNN tonight, the latest “fake ad” said: “How Much Does It Cost To Hire A 24-Hour Live-In Care Giver in Zionsville?” I have another birthday coming up this week. A year older... Guess it’s time to start thinking about stuff like this. Maybe I should place an ad?

She’s saying: “Hi Andy. My name’s Aubrey. I heard you’re looking for a 24/7 caregiver.”

[a9127]

First date. “Jesus Christ. What are you doing over there? Jacking off?”

That reminds me, I have a golf lesson today…

She’s saying: “Andy. Keep your eye on the ball!”