Waiting for my dream girl

[a9127]

If you’ve spent any time on the Internet lately (who hasn't?) you have most likely encountered the term or hashtag “#asmr”. Particularly in relation to something sensual or provocative. Although not always.

According to Google, ASMR stands for "Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response." It typically refers to the "tingly feeling" that travels from the head downward that some experience in response to certain sounds, feelings, or descriptions. These can include soft whispering, crinkling paper, or a gentle touch.

I can verify that it works. The picture below is giving me a “tingly feeling” right now.

She’s saying: “Andy, it’s not your ear I want to lick (giggle)...”

[a9127]

Nina “Future Wife”?

I’ve noticed that she is very... umm... nicely drawn. Much better proportions than those silly 3D pics. Thanks BlancLauz.

She’s saying: “I didn’t expect your wife to walk in on us...”

“Do you like my tan lines?”

“Too bad I’m not real, Andy. You could just stick it in and we could go at it. Instead, the way you’re going about it now, it looks like you might sprain your wrist (giggle).”

Very sexy drawing. Would like to see more. I don’t speak Portuguese but could kind of figure it out... Hint: Google said that it was “rude” and "inappropriate."

[a9127]

Was on campus this morning. We will be implementing a "mask" policy again. Even if you have been vaccinated. CNN reported that Indiana is one of the states hit hardest by the "Delta Variant."

Ran into two of my students... They're saying: "You need to wear your mask Dr. Andy!"

[a9127]

“Fitness Goals” is what it said... Very inspiring. My own personal “goal” is to be that punching bag.

She texted me: “Hey Andy! I’m at the gym. If u sneak out now your wife will never know.”

“Dr. Andy. Since I’m a first year student, my parents told me to get to know my professors before class started. My dad even let me borrow his car! I was born in 2003 so I just turned 18 (giggle).”

“Future Wife”

“Hey big guy! My eyes are up here!”

At the last minute I accepted a position to teach at the University of Alabama. This is my “Business Analytics” class. Ask me if I love my work?

[a9127]

Arrived today. Complete with “AI,” “fully functional,” and ready to go right out of the box.

She’s saying: “Well don’t just stand there looking at it Andy. It’s not gonna go down all by itself (giggle).”

[a9127]

This is "Dr. Dana Future Wife"

Sounds like she is just beginning her residency. Maybe she could practice on "Dr. Andy"?

(Someone commented that she is not a "real doctor." It's truly amazing the so called "experts" you find on the Internet. Ain't "social media" great? No asshole, here's how it works: If she has completed Medical School then she is a "real doctor." Period. Residency means she is working at a hospital under the direction of a senior physician. Haven't you ever watched "Greys"? It looks like she is deciding what area to specialize in. )

[Pollux]

A9127(Andy),
Always enjoying to read this thread!
Keep your contributions coming!
Pollux