Waiting for my dream girl

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“Nina” by Blanclauz

(Moderators: According to the artist Nina is “21”. Don’t know if she’s based on a real person or not.)

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"He lives in Zionsville?"

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There really IS a "Zionsville" Indiana and yes I really do live there... This meme was NOT my doing. Happened to find it today while searching. Just thought I'd post it for fun.

Historically Zionsville's "claim to fame" happened way back in 1861 when President-Elect Lincoln stopped here on his way to the inauguration. "Dr. Andy" was too young to remember it... Besides we lived in Detroit then.

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This is Kendall. She goes by “@itskendalllong.” As in “Kendall Long Future Wife.”

Kendall is 29. And I learned has starred on “The Bachelor in Paradise.” My wife probably knows who she is...

In this video she’s telling me that reindeer and other animals can change their eye color. Hell, I’d believe anything she said... She talks about “pressure” and “sensitivity” a lot. Looks like she might like cats. Sounds like a date!

Or do I just have a dirty mind?

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If you’ve spent any time on the Internet lately (who hasn't?) you have most likely encountered the term or hashtag “#asmr”. Particularly in relation to something sensual or provocative. Although not always.

According to Google, ASMR stands for "Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response." It typically refers to the "tingly feeling" that travels from the head downward that some experience in response to certain sounds, feelings, or descriptions. These can include soft whispering, crinkling paper, or a gentle touch.

I can verify that it works. The picture below is giving me a “tingly feeling” right now.

She’s saying: “Andy, it’s not your ear I want to lick (giggle)...”

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Nina “Future Wife”?

I’ve noticed that she is very... umm... nicely drawn. Much better proportions than those silly 3D pics. Thanks BlancLauz.

She’s saying: “I didn’t expect your wife to walk in on us...”

“Do you like my tan lines?”

“Too bad I’m not real, Andy. You could just stick it in and we could go at it. Instead, the way you’re going about it now, it looks like you might sprain your wrist (giggle).”

Very sexy drawing. Would like to see more. I don’t speak Portuguese but could kind of figure it out... Hint: Google said that it was “rude” and "inappropriate."

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Was on campus this morning. We will be implementing a "mask" policy again. Even if you have been vaccinated. CNN reported that Indiana is one of the states hit hardest by the "Delta Variant."

Ran into two of my students... They're saying: "You need to wear your mask Dr. Andy!"