Waiting for my dream girl

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Too bad TikTok’s not a dating service (although, actually, you know maybe it IS).

This is “Orissa.” My latest “Future Wife.”

Orissa bills herself as an “International Foot Archery Performer” and has over 5 million “likes.”

Second pic. Maybe I should introduce her to my “ex”?

Fourth pic. I’m saying: “Very nice Orissa. I had an iPhone just like that!”

Fifth pic. She’s saying: “No Andy. I’m not worried about anyone walking in on us...”

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If it doesn’t work out with Orissa (above) guess there’s always “Asuka.” She looks like one of Dr. Andy’s students.

Sounds like a date!

(Moderators: According to the site “fandom.com” Asuka was born December 4, 2001 and is a Sagittarius. So as of July 2021 she is 19. My “cosplay girlfriend” looks older than that... )

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After seeing this video I'm convinced Orissa (two posts above) is the one...

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Learned that Orissa was born in the UK in 1995. She has performed on Britain's Got Talent and did stunts for "Wonder Woman." She seems really sweet too. Yes, she can really do that.

(Had to email the link to myself from TikTok in order to post. If my wife sees Orissa on my phone bet she will suddenly be able to do this too... )

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Pinterest tonight is telling me I need a "bigger booty."

The second one looks like she could be a "future wife."

She's saying: "Andy, just don't make an ass out of yourself..."

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"Prostate Part 3"

"Dr. Andy" wants a date with "Dr. Jazma."

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She’s saying: “Peter Pan is a virgin, Andy. But YOU aren’t are you? (giggle)”

“This tail is just a fake. That was so sweet of you to wish for legs. But really I like that ‘other thing’ you wished for... I just love the way it feels... (giggle) Wanna play with it?”

“Andy!!! What are you doing with that little tramp Tinkerbell?”

“You know you are too old for my daughter. But you aren’t too old for me...”

“Thank God you showed up in time Andy. The Scarecrow can’t get hard, they left something off the Tin Man, and the Lion has anxiety...”

“You can call me Red Ryder (giggle). Anytime baby...”

(Moderators: From Cosmopolitan. All meant to be “over 18.” )

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It's getting harder to find anything new. You are probably thinking "They look just like everyone else he ever posts..."

But there is a twist. All of these pictures were identified as "male" on the sites I found them on. The first one would be my "Future Wife" of course.

(Hope you enjoy them. Moderators: On each site I visited, the artists claimed not to draw anyone "under 18." I can never tell for sure with anime... )