Waiting for my dream girl

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According to Business Insider, Victoria is one of the leading “influencers” on TikTok with over 1 Million followers. I have never heard of her during my brief time spent on TikTok. Apparently she attended Indiana University for a year before moving to New York.

Victoria looks like a potential “Future Wife.”

Guess we will have to wait and see... Moderators: Victoria was born in 1999. So she is 22. “Dr. Andy” remembers 1999 very well. If he ever is lucky enough to go on a date with Victoria he hopes that she likes “NuMetal.” Korn and Slipknot are still around so maybe we could go to a concert? I still know the words to most of their songs.

BUT he has slowly come to the realization that he will never achieve 1,000,000 followers on TikTok. Although he HAS developed a small but loyal group of followers who like the videos of his cats walking around his home office and about Zionsville, Indiana (yes, there really is a Zionsville).

Maybe Victoria likes cats?

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Don’t want to stomp on Boner’s awesome post about “Electra Woman and Dyna Girl” so I’ll post this here. His post required some research. Making me work on a weekend! Thanks a lot...

“Electra Woman” was played by Diedre Hall who went on to star on “Days of Our Lives” for many years. Deidre has received numerous awards and nominations over her career including three daytime Emmy’s. I’m sure most of our members are familiar with her work. But it is “Dyna Girl” who got my attention.

“Dyna Girl” I learned was played by Judy Strangis who was only two years younger than Deidre Hall. I had never heard of her. Based on what I found out she seems like a “Future Wife” to me.

Second row. Judy starred on “Room 222.” She played a high-school student. Moderators: Judy was 20-25 during the show’s run. Here she is asking “Dr. Andy” out on a date.

She also did commercials for Plymouth Duster in the mid-1970’s. She played “Mean Mary Jean.”

From 1982! She would be 32 or 33 here. In reality, the perfect age for me. Love this now *retro* look. Maybe it will make a comeback? Super-cute, hot, and sexy. It’s a date. Maybe she could pic me up in her Duster.

(Retro is relative I guess. On TikTok I saw a comment saying 2015 was “vintage.” Fuck... )

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Maybe the best clickbait ad ever.

(How does she know? )

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It's always better with a partner. I wish I was that ball...

Click here...

(She's saying: "Was it good for you too Andy?" )

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Captain America. "Future Wife"?

(The middle picture... )

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“Dr. Andy” received this fitness quiz in his email this morning...

First he was asked his age. He said “20.” That’s him in the top right picture. He’s looking down because he’s lying... But he hopes that someday when he is “over 50” he looks like the last guy. With a 36 year old girlfriend like the second one on the left.

Next he was asked to “choose a couple.” In case you are wondering, that’s my 6’2” UCLA volleyball player girlfriend from an earlier post... Or it might be Aubrey Kate.

Breakfast time!!! I “bailed out” on the quiz at this point. Because they didn’t have Cap'n Crunch, Fruit Loops, or Lucky Charms.

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She’s saying: “But YOU can meet me on the top deck, Andy. I’ll be waiting for you... (giggle).”

Margot Robbie. Future Wife. ‘Nuff said...

“Dr. Andy” typically does the opposite of whatever he hears on the Internet regarding “tech advice.” It’s worked for over 30 years. But there’s more to this ad of course. She’s saying: “He lives in Zionsville?”