Waiting for my dream girl

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I'm going to have to quit TikTok before my wife files for divorce.

Couldn't help this one. At first thought it was for something else... Guess I just have a dirty mind.

(But only 5mm? Maybe it's not the length that matters... )

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“Dr. Andy” did in fact accept the job of coaching the UCLA Women’s Volleyball team. He flew out to California yesterday.

First practice went very well... Afterwards all the players piled on top of him as part of an “initiation.” He wasn’t complaining. Ask me if I love my work?

Third pic. Her name is Tessa. Pretty sure she’s a “Future Wife.” 6’2” and a Junior, she would most likely have been born in 2001-02. So she would be... umm... slightly younger than Dr. Andy.

(I can see it now. Our first argument. She's saying: "Dammit Andy, quit being such a millennial about everything!" )

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My new doll came configured with "AI" and was self-aware. She's saying: "Well Andy... the reason it never goes down is because you ordered me this way. Remember?"

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Found this on Pinterest this morning. I'm a firm believer in a daily exercise routine. Working out with a partner also adds motivation.

But I thought a few changes to the schedule were in order.

Wake Up
Have Sex
Cardio/Treadmill
Take a Shower
Have Sex
Breakfast
Check Email
Legs/Squats/Lower Body
Have Sex
Lunch
Arms/Bench Press/Upper Body
Have Sex
Dinner
Watch TV
Back/Deadlift/Abs
Have Sex
Take a Shower
Have Sex
Go to Bed
Have Sex
Fall Asleep

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TikTok is educational. In this video she's teaching me "How to sit properly."

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Our first date didn't go well...

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Was randomly searching the Internet and found this cute femboy drawing. Very nice. Thought others might like it. Not explicit.

This is at least what the site had to say: “You visit your cousin and learn that he has become very girly since you last saw each other...” No other pics of her. And nothing more to the story. Sorry...

I just hope my cousin is "18.”

(Pretty sure any of “Dr. Andy’s" cousins would be well OVER 18. Now I get it! She's actually 35. We used to play together as kids. She's saying: "Andy do you remember how we used to go into the woods behind your house? Mine always WAS bigger... (giggle) And I learned some time ago that we aren't related after all." )