Waiting for my dream girl

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This has been a good day for the Internet. This ad comes from Pinterest. She's modeling "compression socks."

According to the ad they are supposed to reduce swelling...

They're not working!

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"Welcome to our graduation party Dr. Andy! You don't have to wear your mask. Or anything else..."

(Ask me if I love my work. )

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Looks like fun.

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She's saying: "Dr. Andy. About my grade..."

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“Future Wife” edition.

(Last one’s name is Vanessa. She’s saying: “Andy, silly boy, you need to learn about real football...” )

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More "Future Wives." From Pinterest.

First one's name is "Lindsey." Her bio sounds more like a dating profile: Single. 5'6". 120lbs. 27. Sounds perfect!

The fourth picture. The B/W one. Very impressive physique. My first thought was "wonder what it would be like to have sex with someone like that?"

Last one. Was in a car accident and woke up dead. She was standing over me. "Andy, sorry, you ended up in the bad place. Now you will have to serve me for eternity. I know you like both cis and trans women so guess what else I've got for you? You naughty boy (giggle)..."

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An ad for a dating service? But I’m married... Anyway... Seriously, do you really think you’d meet someone who looks like that? And she’s like 19. I mean really...

Do I need to even say that Michelle is of course my “future wife”?

Internet Marketing has been a “thing” since “Dr. Andy” was in middle school. Back then it was called “B2C.” Dr. Andy knows something about this stuff. Especially Market Research and Data Analysis. To him, it appears the dumbest “content” is what gets the most attention today. Christ, I saw a guy on CNN giving political commentary complete with pop up text boxes and emojis all over the screen. He was talking fast and pointing at them like some kind of stupid TikTok video made by a 9 year old. I had to switch channels... Sorry CNN. But maybe my new friend can explain it all to me over dinner?

Well I know what works for me at least... Maybe we could try doing it together?

Yes. Anna is also a “future wife.” Unless my current wife shoots me first... Just hope she’s “over 18.”

“Thirst Traps” are for real! It is a phenomenon brought about by our narcissistic, selfie culture, and the perceived need for everyone to be a “celebrity.” But finally I think I’ve figured out the “hidden secret” to Internet Marketing. It’s as it’s always been: Sex Sells!!!