Waiting for my dream girl

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It’s good to be James Bond. “Future Wife” edition.

“You Only Live Twice” (1967) “Number 11” Karin Dor ties Bond to a chair and threatens him with torture. Holding up a scalpel, she says: “Plastic surgeons use this to remove skin...” She doesn’t say where however... But you can guess.

“Goldeneye” (1995) “Xenia Onatopp” is a Russian agent who kills her lovers with her thighs. This made a big impression on a certain 12 year old. Six feet tall. Plus she drives a Ferrari and knows all about guns and stuff. Shit, who could ask for more? Today, I consider Famke Janssen one of the most beautiful women who has ever lived.

“The World Is Not Enough” (1999) This scene with “Elektra King” looks like the Best. Date. Ever. This is supposed to be torture? Hell, I’d ask her to marry me! Bond of course escapes and in the end shoots Elektra and kills her. Kind of a sad ending. Sophie Marceau is also one of the most beautiful women ever.

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This week, in the United States, the "CDC" issued new recommendations. They are now saying vaccinated individuals may choose NOT to wear a mask anymore for both indoor and outdoor activities.

I just hope they don't discourage all forms of mask wearing...

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The Internet is awesome. I found this pic under no less than three different scenarios today.

First one: Viagra. “What do you mean you already took four? Well, try the whole fucking bottle then!”

Second one: Autoerotic asphyxiation. “So, I found the belt looped over the beam in our basement. Wanna talk about it?”

Third (and best) one: Cheating on your spouse. Maybe I am seeing too much into this but I think he looks significantly older than her. Of course! It’s “Dr. Andy” with one of his students! She’s saying: “I promise your wife will never find out about us... (giggle)”

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Sabrina Moretti "Future Wife."

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CNN is reporting today that the CDC “mishandled” the announcement of the new mask guidelines. It still isn’t clear exactly when or where it is appropriate to wear a mask in the United States. Many local businesses have been left to create their own policies.

She’s saying: “Andy, you will wear a mask ONLY when I say so!!!”

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Don't ask how I find this stuff...

"Future Wife"

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Where do I find pics like the one above? Probably the same place I found these.

The last one: "Hi Dr. Andy!!!"