Waiting for my dream girl

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Our semester just ended. Final grades are in. "Dr. Andy" will be moving to California as he was asked to coach the UCLA women's volleyball team next year...

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TikTok, like many forms of social media uses "algorithms" to determine what content you see or whether what you post goes viral or not. The reality is most of us never achieve anywhere near as many "likes" or "followers" as others.

It is confusing to many. And understandably why...

"Dr. Andy" knows a little about how this stuff works but even he has never enjoyed the success of millions of followers.

Today however, I finally learned the "secret" to the TikTok algorithm.

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“But you’re not wearing your mask, Andy...”

“Guess I just Zoombombed Dr. Andy’s lecture (giggle) hope I don’t get him fired!”

Didn’t know what to call this one. So I’ll call her “Future Wife.”

They invited me out for a drink after graduation yesterday. I couldn’t say no...

Well, it’s only May but I already have my date for Halloween this year.

She’s saying: “Whatcha lookin’ at little guy (giggle)?”

(Note: My "Future Wife" is a very large image. No pun intended. If you click it twice you'll get a nice closeup.)

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It's good to be James Bond.

Been watching the 24 hours of "007" on Pluto TV. "Live and Let Die" was just on. From 1973, it stars Jane Seymour in what I think was her first role.

Never really paid attention to it before but there is quite an age difference. Roger Moore is 46 and Jane is 19. Not that it matters...

Also she is a virgin.

Of course there is a scene where she is tied up. Sounds more like a job for "Dr. Andy."

Anyway, what got my attention was the way Bond seduces her. He challenges her to draw from a deck of Tarot cards. Of course she chooses "The Lovers." Only later is it revealed that he had "stacked" the deck.

Neat trick. Thinking that I might try this on Dove Cameron.

She's saying: "Andy. You really don't expect me to fall for that? Do you?"

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"Future Wife" edition.

From Pinterest. Shit. I don't know what I'd do without it!

(The first one's name is "Larissa." She's saying: "Andy! Pay attention dammitt! You're not looking at my arms..." )

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It’s good to be James Bond. “Future Wife” edition.

“You Only Live Twice” (1967) “Number 11” Karin Dor ties Bond to a chair and threatens him with torture. Holding up a scalpel, she says: “Plastic surgeons use this to remove skin...” She doesn’t say where however... But you can guess.

“Goldeneye” (1995) “Xenia Onatopp” is a Russian agent who kills her lovers with her thighs. This made a big impression on a certain 12 year old. Six feet tall. Plus she drives a Ferrari and knows all about guns and stuff. Shit, who could ask for more? Today, I consider Famke Janssen one of the most beautiful women who has ever lived.

“The World Is Not Enough” (1999) This scene with “Elektra King” looks like the Best. Date. Ever. This is supposed to be torture? Hell, I’d ask her to marry me! Bond of course escapes and in the end shoots Elektra and kills her. Kind of a sad ending. Sophie Marceau is also one of the most beautiful women ever.

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This week, in the United States, the "CDC" issued new recommendations. They are now saying vaccinated individuals may choose NOT to wear a mask anymore for both indoor and outdoor activities.

I just hope they don't discourage all forms of mask wearing...