Waiting for my dream girl

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Moderators: From the Disney Princess Wiki. “Rapunzel is 18 years old during the film.”

Deviant Art: “Rapunzel, Future Wife.”

She’s saying: “I’ve never done this before. Up and down? Do you like that Andy?” Me: “Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.... Uggggghhhh.... Sssssssss....”

“What if I put my little finger in your pee pee hole? (giggle)”

From “Kinky Jimmy.” Awesome.

An “older” Rapunzel. “Fuck Andy, I just turned 29. Christ. I can’t wait forever. Take your clothes off big guy and let’s do it!”

My favorite. Of course it is... Too bad there aren’t more like it.

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Does anyone else use TikTok? I got talked into downloading it by, of all people, my wife... who wanted to see Miley Cyrus at the Super Bowl in February.

I have continued to use it as there is a lot on music, classic cars, sports, and retro technology. Surprisingly there are quite a few users “over 18” so I have stuck around. But yeah, I think for the most part, it’s pretty dumb and a waste of time. That’s nothing new. It is well known that “Dr. Andy” has a general disdain for most “social media” and discussion forums.

Anyway, the first two screenshots are just a small sample of what came up on my “FYP” (known as the “For You Page”) today. I can’t imagine why any of this would have been on my FYP... “Thirst Trap”

My own profile of course states that I “live in Zionsville.” But I’m sure no one would mistake me for someone “under 18.” I haven’t ever posted much other than videos of my cats (Moderators: They are both over 18 in “people years”). And I’m thinking that even Miley, who turns “29” this year, may be getting “too old” for TikTok. Shit, we’re almost the same age...

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At least in the United States, even if you have been vaccinated against Coronavirus, masks are still required...

She's saying: "Andy, you are a bad boy, you're not wearing your mask..."

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I really have no idea if anyone ever has had success meeting anyone on here. I know I never have in almost 10 years... Maybe it's just my age? I really think if your goal is to get laid, you are better off on any number of dating sites. Many of which are specifically intended for the LGBT community.

However it looks like "Dr. Andy" sure gets around!

(The last one: She's saying: "Andy, just go back to the bathroom and try the pump again... )

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"Sensual Adventures" courtesy of E-Hentai.

(Too bad there weren't more pics in the set. Research is required... )

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The ad asked “how to write an effective dating profile?” When I clicked on the link, this came up.

Yup, that oughta do it...

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When I do something, I always give it 100%

This "on line" dating is serious stuff. Can't afford to miss the right one. Figured the reason why I'm not getting laid is 'cause I'm not good looking enough, young enough, or rich enough.

My new profile is sure to bring 'em in!