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Was looking at sex dolls earlier today. This model was called. “Future Wife.”
![]() She’s saying: “Andy, I hope that’s YOU...” ![]() “Well don’t just stand there. Help me clean it up!” ![]() “Dammit Andy. You’re supposed to grab the baton!” ![]() “You DID log out of Zoom first didn’t you?” ![]() “Fuck... That was awesome Dr. Andy. But tell me, what exactly does this have to do with my Business Analytics semester project anyway?”
Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:51 PM. |
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“Andy. I know what you’re thinking. You just have a dirty mind...
But I might let you tie me up on our second date (giggle).” ![]() She’s saying: “Dammitt! If you can’t act like a gentleman I will have no choice but to crush your head between my thighs.” Me: “Promise?” ![]() “I’ve got an idea. Why don’t I tie YOU up?”
Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:51 PM. |
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Today has been a busy day with work and WebEx meetings. However my mind tends to wander...
![]() Haven't posted any of Kelly in a while. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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This was the best "clickbait" ad on CNN today. The caption was "Stressed Out Over Money?"
![]() She's saying: "Shit. Not again. I wish Andy would get over it... Maybe he just needs Viagra?" ![]() (Moderators: This turned out to be a Getty Image so I'm sure my "wife" is over 18. )
Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:51 PM. |
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Looks like a date!
Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:51 PM. |
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This came up on my phone just now. The ad asked: "The Most Important Travel Amenity"?
A girl in my room! ![]() (Guess Marriott will be getting my business the next time I have to travel... )Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:51 PM. |
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Pinterest should start a dating service. I’ve met more “Future Wives” on there than anywhere else.
Of course “swiping right” never seems to work... ![]() My “student” from this post invited me out for a drink tonight (Moderators: She’s 21. I know because she told me... ).Her dad owns the bar. She wondered if I could meet her to go over this week’s assignment. She’s saying: “Dr. Andy, I thought maybe we could pull an ‘all-nighter’ since we have this place to ourselves (giggle)..." ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:51 PM. |
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