Waiting for my dream girl

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Just checking in to see if this site is alive or dead...

She is identified as Chulin Nakazawa. Not familiar with her. Perhaps I should be?

The video was appropriately titled “Cock Torture.” Looks like fun. We could take turns... But would she travel all the way to Zionsville? Maybe I could go to Japan instead?

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Originally Posted by a9127

Just checking in to see if this site is alive or dead...

I'd say mostly dead

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I first remember posting about “men marrying dolls” on here a few years ago. Apparently it’s big business now. Guess the all the Coronavirus quarantining has much to do with it. Maybe I should start my own “sex doll” company in Zionsville. Who’s in with me?

At home with my latest GF. “Sweetie, I love you but you’ve really gotta quit smoking. That shit’ll kill ya.”

She’s saying: “Andy. Get your fucking finger out of my mouth. Now!”

I really hate PDA’s but we couldn’t help it.

“Baby close your legs! The neighbors are watching over the fence...”

This is a Gay sexdoll. Doesn’t do anything for me but I wish I had abs like that.

You could have your very own “Dr. Andy” doll. Who knew! Just wondering... do you think he’s missing something?

(But I’ve already decided long ago who my “Future Wife” would be if I were ever to go this route. You can find her here. Her name is "Michelle." She's 5’10” tall and comes well equipped with a 7” cock. Yes. I was shocked at how close to my “ideal woman” she actually was. At least superficially. And according to her “documentation” she will forever be “27.” $7,000 USD. Cheaper than a divorce. )

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Anyway, this was from an article “Things You’ll Recognize if You’ve Been Teaching More Than 10 Years.” From 2018. So that takes us all the way back to... 2008? In 2009 a “young Dr. Andy” received his Ph.D. Before that he had been an “Assistant Professor of Business and Information Systems” at the college where he still teaches today (between Purdue and Indiana I picked up an MBA at Butler) and he cannot remember using ANY of the items shown in his classrooms. Apart from the VCR and floppy disks, most of this stuff looks like it’s from the 1950’s or before. Why do they always get this stuff wrong? It’s just like those “Born Before 1985” ads or saying that “Millennials” are 18-24. Jesus H. Christ!

Of course this is what a real “computer science” class was like “back in the day.” From IBM. No I don’t think I would have liked to teach back then.

This is more like it... Must be my grandad.

Present day. She’s saying: “So have you fucked Dr. Andy yet (giggle)?” “No. He’s married, you slut!”

True story: When I began my career they asked me to teach a summer class exclusively for “Adult” learners. It met for three hours, on a Monday night, for five weeks. I got paid $5,000 USD. Not too bad for part time... But as my students quickly discovered: “He lives in Zionsville!”

All my courses are “online” now because of Coronavirus. Hard to believe it’s been almost a year. I really miss seeing my students “face to face.” Especially this one.

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As those of you who actually read my posts will know, I first showed an interest in playing drums after seeing Wayne's World as a kid.

My parents signed me up for lessons. But it didn't last very long as my Mom "got rid" of my set one day. Can't say I blame her...

My wife however has been supportive of my learning to play again as an adult.

That is until she met my drum teacher!

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My wife is to blame for me downloading TikTok. She wanted to watch Miley’s pre-game concert before the Super Bowl, February 7. So we both downloaded the app...

Always considered myself “too old” for TikTok. The truth is there are many people in their 30’s, 40’s, 50’s, and older who are quite active on TikTok. Many women for example #over50 post provocative pics and videos.

Of course I don’t pay attention to any of that...

From everything I’ve ever read, there appears to be a developing “generational” conflict; with many members of GenZ resenting the fact that TikTok is being used by “old people” now.

One of the latest “age tests” is whether or not you are familiar with the “Internet Slang” used by today’s youth. The assumption is that you are a “Boomer” (i.e. “over 18” ) if you are not up to date on the latest “teen speak.” As you can see below I did quite well on a quiz. Of course most of this language has been around for years and much of it comes from Hip-Hop music and culture. So it’s not really that new after all. I’m just waiting for “Totally Awesome” and “Gag Me With a Spoon” to make comebacks. As if!

My general impression of TikTok is, as I believe is the case with “social media” in general, that it is mostly dumb and a waste of time, and brings out the worst in people. Much like YouTube. At least with YouTube I can watch real music videos. How do you think I get my daily “nu metal” fix?

But there are exceptions. For example, I uploaded a video of my cat trying to get into my home office after I locked her out before a WebEx meeting. Now I’m just trying to figure out some way to get rich off this...

(Moderators: Miley is 28. But my cat is <18. Sorry... And I’m assuming my young “future wife” is over 18. Her picture comes from @NFL so I am guessing that she is. Of course if my “current wife” finds out about her, getting banned from TLB will be the least of my worries... )

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This came up on my phone tonight while waiting for a table. From CNN. The article was "Coronavirus Fact vs. Fiction."

But it was the title of the podcast that caught my attention. I thought it said "The Art of Caning."

Guess I just have a dirty mind...