Waiting for my dream girl

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From PERV: The Sexual Deviant in All of Us by Jesse Bering, published in October 2013 by Scientific American/ Farrar, Straus and Giroux, LLC. Copyright © 2013 by Jesse Bering. All rights reserved.

(Silly comments by “Dr. Andy,” January 2021. )

Acrotomophilia - Arousal to amputees (See a lot of this on “E-Hentai.”)

Actirasty - Arousal to the sun’s rays (Once had a girlfriend who was addicted to tanning.)

Agalmatophilia - Arousal to statues (Well, “Venus” IS kinda hot...)

Anasteemaphilia - Arousal to a person of extreme stature (Muscular women?)

Autogynephilia - Arousal to oneself [male only] in the form of a woman (No comment...)

Autoplushophilia - Arousal to oneself dressed as a giant cartoon-like stuffed animal (Ditto...)

Chasmophilia - Arousal to caverns, crevices, and valleys (Hell no. I stay away from places like that.)

Climacophilia - Arousal to falling down stairs

Exhibitionism - Arousal to displaying one’s sexual organs in public

Formicophilia - Arousal to insects (Only if she’s the “Queen Bee.”)

Frotteurism - Arousal to touching a stranger surreptitiously in a crowded place

Gerontophilia - Arousal to the elderly (Hope Dove Cameron suffers from this. Yes I’m older than her. We had a date for tonight.)

Katoptronophilia - Arousal to sex in front of mirrors (On the ceiling maybe?)

Knismolagnia - Arousal to being tickled (Doesn’t everybody?)

Lithophilia - Arousal to stone and gravel

Masochism - Arousal to experiencing physical and psychological pain

Nasolingus - Arousal to sucking on a person’s nose (Never have thought about sucking someone’s nose before. Sounds kinky...)

Nebulophilia - Arousal to fog

Necrophilia - Arousal to corpses

Objectophilia - Arousal to a particular object, distinct from fetishism (Well maybe if it’s a 2021 Koenigsegg Jesko Absolut.)

Partialism - Arousal to a body part other than the reproductive organs (Ass and Legs!)

Pedophilia - Arousal to prepubescent children

Podophilia - Arousal to feet

Psychrophilia - Arousal to being cold and watching others who are cold (Maybe that’s why my wife always tells me to “chill out”?)

Pubephilia - Arousal to pubic hair (No. I like my partners shaved.)

Pygophilia - Arousal to buttocks (Fuck yes!!! Why is this a fetish anyway?)

Sadism - Arousal to causing physical and psychological pain

Stygiophilia - Arousal to the thought of hellfire and damnation (Guess that’s why I stopped going to church.)

Urophilia - Arousal to urine or urinating others (Was “pissed on” by my ex. Didn’t like it.)

Vorarephilia - Arousal to eating another person’s body parts (Also big on “E-Hentai.”)

Voyeurism - Arousal to spying on others for sexual gratification

Xylophilia - Arousal to wood (“Uhuhuhuuh he said wood...”)

Zoophilia - Arousal to nonhuman animals