Waiting for my dream girl

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More “Disney Princesses” as adults.

“But Andy, Peter Pan was a virgin.”

“I don’t see why you have it so bad for my older sister; I mean I turned “18” last week.

My major’s English “Dr. Andy” but I wanted to take your Business Analytics class anyway. I’m sure your wife won’t mind that we’ve been meeting at Starbucks every day after class... Maybe we could meet downtown over break? After all I am 21.”

“For our next date, I’ll make sure I bring along my rope (giggle).”

“Andy, quit screwing around with all those little kids. Shit. What you really need is someone older. Bet I could teach you a few things, baby...”

(Moderators: The artist is known for drawing Disney Characters as modern adult women. They are all supposed to be at least "18".)

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Today I heard that Microsoft is going to put a “Performance Warning” on copies of Cyberpunk 2077 for Xbox. Many issues. The software company that created it is in big trouble. Working on a post for my Technology blog about it. Maybe “V” can just move in with me?

But that shouldn’t stop “Dr. Andy” from traveling back in time to 1984 for his date with Wonder Woman this weekend. Got my “Members Only” jacket and my Z28 so I’m ready.

So what will we do?

#1 Since I’m from Detroit, we will see Game 5 of the World Series. Tiger Stadium. Gibson’s 3-run homer. Wonder Woman. Doesn’t get any better than that.

#2 Maybe a “Scorpions” concert? She might like that. Good thing it’s not the late 90’s. Doubt she’s into “nu metal.”

#3 Dinner at the “Roostertail.” On the Detroit river. Used to be one of the “hottest” places to go. Never been there. Wasn’t born yet. Now it’s some kind of “event center.”

Later, a nice walk downtown. Hey, Wonder Woman is my date. Nobody’s gonna fuck with us.

“Andy, I brought my lasso like you wanted. We'll pretend you're the Bad Guy (giggle).”

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My wife told me her grandmother always used to say: "a stitch in time saves nine."

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Merry Christmas!

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Wonder Woman did remember to bring her "magic lasso" for our date this weekend...

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The "fake ad" read: 9 Side Effects of Using Hand Sanitizer, According to Doctors.

She's saying: "Dr. Andy likes when I use this on his cock. He says it stings (giggle)."

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No doubt you have heard of the “Nashville Christmas Bomber” no matter where you live. In the United States, it has dominated the news cycle for the last couple of days. Fortunately, as far as I can tell, it doesn’t seem to be related to anything else and there have been no other incidents. Apparently there were only three injuries from the blast and at least as of the time I’m writing this, the suspect appears to have taken his own life.

However one item of “interest” reported this morning, was that the van containing the explosives started playing the song “Downtown” before it blew up. A #1 hit from the 60’s, I thought at first it was sung by “Lulu.”

Turns out it was Petula Clark.

Searching for Lulu however, I found “To Sir With Love” which also starred Judy Geeson. Have never seen this movie. I knew it was from the 60’s (1967) and starred Sidney Poitier (as a Mechanical Engineer who takes a part-time teaching job in a “rough” London school to make ends meet).

Sounds more like a job for “Dr. Andy.”

According to Wikipedia, Mark Thackeray (Sidney Poitier’s character) calls out the students for their “slutty behavior.”

Dr. Andy on the other hand tends to encourage slutty behavior...

Judy in these pictures looks like a “Future Wife” to me. Was trying to think of something I have seen her in. “Brannigan” starring John Wayne and the PBS series “Danger UXB” come to mind.

Both of them together in class? Ask me if I love my work?

“I think he likes me!”

Lulu from 1968. The 60’s are definitely my favorite decade.

“Dr. Andy? Can you help me with my homework?”

So I guess it’s a date then? She’s saying: “Andy, I’m driving. You always drive on the wrong side of the road!”

I posted this picture somewhere else on TLB. Had to be many years before I was born, but looks like a “young Dr. Andy” checking her out... Little guy, that’s what life's all about. Yes. Everything. You will never be the same after this...

(Moderators: Both Lulu and Judy were born in 1948. So they would have been 18 or 19 when the movie was made.)