Waiting for my dream girl

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In the United States, the day after Thanksgiving is called “Black Friday.” A day of sales and shopping. The stores around Zionsville were very crowded despite warnings about Coronavirus and “social distancing.”

Of course many people also shop online:

“bondage kit for couples, $69.95”

“cock whip, on sale $17.49”

“soft leather handcuffs, $20.99”

“Hope Andy likes what I got him for Christmas...”

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This one’s for ila, Boner, and anyone else who likes “clickbait” ads especially for the women...

NOT a “fake ad.” These ads for Thuma beds are “legit” and I’ve read great reviews about their product.

Their ad makes it to this thread because they’ve been showing up on the sites I visit for over a year. And of course they feature my “Future Wife” in all of them. And those socks are sexy as hell...

Don’t know her name. In many of the ads she’s pictured with a “partner.” To me he looks sort of like a “gen-z hipster wannabe...” So I don’t think they’re necessarily aimed at someone my age. But I’m sure she’d much rather go out with a 6’4”, successful, “older millennial.” Unless of course he’s married...

(So MANY future wives! Guess my attorney will have lots of work one day. )

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Today's "future wife" wears a Casio "G-Shock"?

"Andy couldn't afford a Rolex... (giggle)."

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When you find out, let me know OK?

“Dr. Andy” does not remember the term "toonophilia" from any of his undergrad Psychology classes. He does remember all the stories one of his professors told involving “autoerotic asphyxiation” however...

Shit. I don’t care what they call it. I’d call her “Alice. Future Wife.” By the way, she’s saying: “Andy, I promise the Red pill will make you larger.”

(Moderators: The first picture. Her name is Asuka and according to my “internet sources” she was born December 2001 so she would be “19” this month. But she’s not real. How do they know? )

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"Dr. Andy" has been so desperate to meet girls lately that he's willing to try anything.

(Moderators: This is a "stock image" no one was hurt. )

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Today's best "clickbait" ad. They did say anything you want?

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One of the good (or bad) things about the Internet is that EVERYTHING is “out there” forever.

For fun I sometimes try to find old web pages. This is what must have come up in “Dr. Andy’s” searches way back on September 11, 1996. He wouldn’t have been very old. Wonder what he was really looking for?

Couldn’t have been any of the terms shown (good thing his mom didn’t catch him).

Must have been for a school project. Yes. Research. That’s it!

http://www.jeff-goldsmith.org/amusingrefs.html

Based on the “matches” it was probably Katerina Witt but I’m sure she’d have thought he was a little shit back then...

I just hope he wasn’t looking for “wilt chamberlain sex.” No. He wasn’t. I’m sure of it.