Waiting for my dream girl

[Boner]

(The pic above. Hot. Looks like I've been a bad influence on my friend Boner however... )[/QUOTE]

Wow! She's stunning! Russia huh? I wonder if she knows Dilyara or Anna?

Foxxy promised to be a good girl so I let her out- she turned on me! Have to take a page from this guy's book

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There is an artist who draws beautiful portraits of “Disney Princesses” as modern day adults.

This is Ariel “Future Wife.”

She’s saying: “Andy, I just LOVE my new legs! That was so sweet of you to wish for that. By the way there’s something else I’ve got now I’d like to show you... Umm... Andy? Why are you down on your knees? What are you doing? Oooohhh... That feels soooo good... (giggle) Don’t stop. Goddddd... Fuck. Sorry (giggle). What a mess...”

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One last post for Disney. At least until I do another "Mal" post... But that has everything to do with Dove Cameron and not Disney.

These are the best "fan art" drawings of Elsa from "Frozen" I could find. The last one... But you already knew that.

(The fourth one. I hope she's not listening to "Ice Ice Baby." )

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“Ariel’s” older sister: “I don’t know why you are wasting your time with that little tramp, Andy. She’s too young for you. Besides I lost my tail a long time ago, baby. This ones just a fake. And wait till you see what’s between MY legs...”

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This is Dove Cameron from the 2018 musical “Clueless” based on the 1995 movie. I remember getting my first cellphone in the Summer of 1995 about the same time the movie came out. I was 12. Dove was born in January 1996.

She’s saying: “Andy. Help!!! I don’t know how this damn thing works! Wish they’d hurry up and invent the iPhone...”

The second picture. Dove as “Mal” from Descendants 3. Take a look at what the card says. “Andy, I caught you listening to ‘Any Way You Want It’ the other day. Cool! My dad ‘Hades’ likes that band too...”

The last picture. "Dr. Andy" gets around. This is from the 60's. They're saying: "Can you help us with our Fortran programming assignment? (giggle)."

[a9127]

Today’s best “clickbait” ad gave me an idea of what my “Future Wife” will look like.

IF I live to be 1000.

She’s saying: “Sorry Andy, but you’re really just too old for me...”

(What would you tell her on a date? “You have really prett... errr... ummm... BIG eyes.”? )

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I've decided that our date would be "awkward" at best. I don't know if I ever could get used to those eyes looking at me all the time.

“What? Did I spill something on my necktie?”

“Stop staring at my cock. It’s not that big...”

“This is the ‘3000’s’! I thought it would be OK if I brought my wives and all my sex dolls along for our date...”

(Wonder how they arrived at that is how humans would look like in the year "3000"? I mean I would think by then everyone would be at least 7' tall, stronger than The Terminator, immune from all diseases, and look like Brad Pitt or Cindy Crawford. But what do I know... )