Waiting for my dream girl

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Will definitely have to check out Cyberpunk 2077. It’s due to be released November 19.

Especially since it features my “Future Wife” as you can see.

Apparently her name is “V” here’s her “stats” according to Wikipedia:

Age: “22” as of 13 April 2077. Damn. Probably won’t live that long. If I do I’ll be 94 on that date. Hope she's into “older guys.”

She's saying: “Andy, quit acting like such a Millennial...” Shit.

Date of Birth: 10 December 2054

Home: Night City

Gender: Player Determined

(Looks like “Neo” is also in it. Fuck yeah! Wonder if he still remembers 1999? Wonder what happened to Trinity and Morpheus?)

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Looked up the definition of “Angel.” This is what I found...

Farrah from an early “Partridge Family” episode (1971). Grocery shopping? She’s saying: “I hope Andy likes what I’m making for dinner. If not I’ll just smear it all over him... (giggle).”

She was an accomplished tennis player as well in real life. “Andy actually IS a good athlete. He’s big and strong. But shit, he really sucks at tennis... God. I mean really... I’m standing close to the net so that he can at least hit it back to me. By the way that was nice of his Mom to let me borrow her racket. I’ll go easy on him.”

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Especially for Boner and anyone else who worships Dove Cameron on here...

Zionsville had “socially distanced” Trick or Treating the other night. It was very cold. Sub-freezing. This was the best costume by far... My wife asked “Andy, who are you talking to? I thought you said you weren’t going to open the door?”

“Yes Andy, I know you lied when you told me you were 25...”

“So he’s married too? Wonder if he’d like ‘Long Live Evil’ spray-painted on his ZR-1?”

“Genie in A Bottle.” She’s saying: “I’m glad Andy liked it. Who is Christina Aguilera? He said something about 1999. Gosh he must be a lot older than me...”

Shit. I knew I should have told her the truth...

Eventually got her to say “Yes.” We rode downtown to the JW Marriott on my Harley. “Andy, I’ve had a wonderful time tonight. You know you are still much younger than my Dad, Hades, and I really don’t care about your wife. She’s not here anyway... (giggle).”

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“Grown Up” versions of Disney Princeses. Moderators: They are all supposed to be “over 18.”

Ariel. “Andy! You’re so sweet to wish for that. Awww... What would you like to DO if I had legs?”

This Elsa would be “27.” Future Wife.

Rapunzel was “18” in the story anyway. “Damn Andy. I really don’t give a shit how much older than me you are. I’ve been locked up in this fucking tower all my life...”

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Originally Posted by a9127

Ariel. “Andy! You’re so sweet to wish for that. Awww... What would you like to DO if I had legs?”

Always think of these things after I post...

"Oooh... Andy. I like it. It's just like yours only bigger... (giggle)"

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TgirlReviews has introduced me to many “future wives” before.

Today’s post of Khloe Kay is no exception. Here’s a few more pics of her.

(How did she know what I wanted for breakfast this morning? )

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Sorry... Just found this and had to post it. See my “Disney Princesses” post above.

She’s saying: “Jesus Christ! That’s it? Fuck. I’ve waited 18 years. Guess I can wait a little longer...”