Waiting for my dream girl

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A search for my “future wife” from the post above today turned up more than I expected. Apparently “girls and spearfishing” is a “thing” also. Turns out this is related to “latex fetishes.” Never knew any of this existed. Really. Now I want to move to Florida.

“Andy, is this big enough for you?”

Never been scuba diving or spearfishing before… Didn’t know what I was doing. Was taking too long fucking around with my equipment. She asked: “Are you ‘cumming’ Andy? I haven’t got all day…”

This one is saying: “No problem baby. I’ve got you covered if your ‘ex’ shows up…”

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And this one. The fake ad read “The Cost of a Wedding in Zionsville.”

The one on the left is saying to her friend: “Wait ‘till Lauren finds out we all slept with him (giggle).”

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Motorcycles and hot women have always gone together. I figured that one out at a very early age.

This is Aubrey Kate. I’m sure she’s saying: “Do you wanna go riding with me, Andy?”

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Dating in “The Age of Coronavirus.”

She said: “Andy, I’ve been wearing this mask all night. Do you mind if I… take it off?”

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“Andy, you know better than to speed through Zionsville. But you’re really kinda cute… maybe you could convince me not to give you a ticket. Who knows, maybe we could even get together sometime when I’m ‘off-duty’ I’d even let you use the handcuffs on me (giggle).”

She was upset about getting a “C+” in “Dr. Andy’s” class at mid-term. So she texted him and asked if he would meet her in downtown Indy at a bar for a drink (Moderators: She is "21"). Going into one of the restrooms, they locked the door so they could have some privacy… Taking off her clothes, Dr. Andy got down on his knees in front of her. She began “About my grade…”

The near future. 2029 maybe? Finally couldn’t resist any longer and bought a “sex robot” complete with advanced “AI” and, well, you can see for yourself… She’s thinking: “Damn that Andy, he ordered me this way from the factory. Shit. It stays hard all the fucking time. Yeah, he treats me like a princess, but it’s SO embarrassing whenever we go out anywhere. Or when he introduces me to his friends…”

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Was just reading about the upcoming election in the United States. The “fake ad” that popped up had this reminder to vote on November 3rd.

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Of course I haven't given up on meeting someone online. Just a hookup for sex would be OK. Christ, at my age I seldom get any. Must be that I was "Born before 1985." No one will even look at me...

Here's what I've been up to today. Maybe I'll get laid tonight?