Waiting for my dream girl

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Originally Posted by ila

The names are easy. The first name of each one is Mrs. and the last name is ila. (at least it is in my wildest dreams)

In fact I had this poster of “Cindy Ila” on the wall of my room. I can remember umm… looking… at it a lot. Would always lock the door so my mom wouldn’t catch me “looking” at it.

The other two are B/W photos from around the same time.

Found the following article interesting:

https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/the-art-of-beating-off-in-your-childhood-home-during-the-holidays


Can’t imagine masturbating in my old bedroom though. Besides someone else lives there now.

(And these are all the “Mrs. Ila’s” in the photo I posted a couple days ago: Stephanie, Cindy, Christy, Tatjana, Naomi )

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Today’s best “fake ad” features yet another “future wife.”

This one was about “Fishing Moments That Went So Wrong.”

“Guess I hooked ya’ there big guy… Sorry about that… You should’ve waited till we got back to our cabin to whip it out (giggle)”.

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Shit. The post above. Now this one. Never thought I could meet women fishing… until today.

Nothing “suggestive” here is there? Or do I just have a dirty mind?

(She’s saying: “Anndh I wnt t sukk yrrr dddk!” )

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Just one more. Well, I guess it is a “thing” after all: @fishbras. Can’t believe I’ve lived over 30 years without knowing about all of this.

My only problem is: A beautiful woman, a sunny day, a boat out on the water, just the two of us. It’s easy to imagine something I’d much rather do with her than go fishing…

The first one. She’s saying “Andy, did you bring your fishing pole or are you just happy to see me?”

Some of the fish are quite large. The third one looks like it might even be Michigan.

Size matters I guess…

This one’s for you…”

The last one: “Future Wife.”

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A search for my “future wife” from the post above today turned up more than I expected. Apparently “girls and spearfishing” is a “thing” also. Turns out this is related to “latex fetishes.” Never knew any of this existed. Really. Now I want to move to Florida.

“Andy, is this big enough for you?”

Never been scuba diving or spearfishing before… Didn’t know what I was doing. Was taking too long fucking around with my equipment. She asked: “Are you ‘cumming’ Andy? I haven’t got all day…”

This one is saying: “No problem baby. I’ve got you covered if your ‘ex’ shows up…”

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And this one. The fake ad read “The Cost of a Wedding in Zionsville.”

The one on the left is saying to her friend: “Wait ‘till Lauren finds out we all slept with him (giggle).”

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Motorcycles and hot women have always gone together. I figured that one out at a very early age.

This is Aubrey Kate. I’m sure she’s saying: “Do you wanna go riding with me, Andy?”