Waiting for my dream girl

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“But ‘Dr. Andy’ we’re tired of this ‘social distancing’ why can’t we have class like we used to?”

(The top Supermodels of the era. The photographer was Herb Ritts. Not exactly sure what year it was but I think ‘Dr. Andy’ was still in grade school. Cindy of course was one of my biggest crushes during the 90’s. Do you remember her ad for Pepsi? Her exercise tape? How many of the others can you name? )

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Today’s best fake ad. She’s saying “Andy, I’ll come over there and smack your ass with these if you post this to TLB.”

So it’s a date?

(My wife has this exact set. The thing second from the right is used for crushing… And that is a paring knife at the top. Used for peeling… )

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Originally Posted by a9127

...(The top Supermodels of the era. The photographer was Herb Ritts. Not exactly sure what year it was but I think ‘Dr. Andy’ was still in grade school. Cindy of course was one of my biggest crushes during the 90’s. Do you remember her ad for Pepsi? Her exercise tape? How many of the others can you name? )

The names are easy. The first name of each one is Mrs. and the last name is ila. (at least it is in my wildest dreams)

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Originally Posted by ila

The names are easy. The first name of each one is Mrs. and the last name is ila. (at least it is in my wildest dreams)

In fact I had this poster of “Cindy Ila” on the wall of my room. I can remember umm… looking… at it a lot. Would always lock the door so my mom wouldn’t catch me “looking” at it.

The other two are B/W photos from around the same time.

Found the following article interesting:

https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/the-art-of-beating-off-in-your-childhood-home-during-the-holidays


Can’t imagine masturbating in my old bedroom though. Besides someone else lives there now.

(And these are all the “Mrs. Ila’s” in the photo I posted a couple days ago: Stephanie, Cindy, Christy, Tatjana, Naomi )

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Today’s best “fake ad” features yet another “future wife.”

This one was about “Fishing Moments That Went So Wrong.”

“Guess I hooked ya’ there big guy… Sorry about that… You should’ve waited till we got back to our cabin to whip it out (giggle)”.

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Shit. The post above. Now this one. Never thought I could meet women fishing… until today.

Nothing “suggestive” here is there? Or do I just have a dirty mind?

(She’s saying: “Anndh I wnt t sukk yrrr dddk!” )

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Just one more. Well, I guess it is a “thing” after all: @fishbras. Can’t believe I’ve lived over 30 years without knowing about all of this.

My only problem is: A beautiful woman, a sunny day, a boat out on the water, just the two of us. It’s easy to imagine something I’d much rather do with her than go fishing…

The first one. She’s saying “Andy, did you bring your fishing pole or are you just happy to see me?”

Some of the fish are quite large. The third one looks like it might even be Michigan.

Size matters I guess…

This one’s for you…”

The last one: “Future Wife.”

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A search for my “future wife” from the post above today turned up more than I expected. Apparently “girls and spearfishing” is a “thing” also. Turns out this is related to “latex fetishes.” Never knew any of this existed. Really. Now I want to move to Florida.

“Andy, is this big enough for you?”

Never been scuba diving or spearfishing before… Didn’t know what I was doing. Was taking too long fucking around with my equipment. She asked: “Are you ‘cumming’ Andy? I haven’t got all day…”

This one is saying: “No problem baby. I’ve got you covered if your ‘ex’ shows up…”