Waiting for my dream girl

[Boner]

All I want is for Xmas is Jesse!

[a9127]

Was reading about AI and robotics again. There’s an article today about a robot in Japan that can stack grocery shelves. It looks awesome but the demonstration wasn’t that impressive. It was operated by some guy wearing a “VR” headset and using game controllers. It was going kind of slow if you ask me. He at times looked as if he was about to drop the bottles on the floor. And why couldn’t the robot do it by itself. What good is this if you still need a human to run it? Still, it is 7’ tall. Wouldn’t want to piss it off.

More to my liking would be something like this.

Her name is “Samantha.” According to the article she can orgasm and is programmed to carry on a conversation with you.

I would envision her saying things like:

“Chris Hemsworth only wishes he looked like you…”

“I’ve never seen a cock that big. It must be at least 14 maybe 15 inches!”

“We could skip the Eagles Nest tonight. It’s so expensive. I’d really love the drive-through at McDonalds…”

God, Andy, I’ve never been fucked like that before… I must have cum at least twenty or thirty times! I just want you to fuck me again and again and again…”

“Don’t worry baby. If your ‘ex’ shows up, I will terminate her for you…”

[a9127]

The first two. Well, this date started off poorly. But "for every inch"? Sounds like a deal...

The last one. I've been told to "stop being a dick" by my dates before. But never the other way around...

[a9127]

“Andy, I hope that was good for you too…”

“But it’s not IN…”

“Quit staring at my legs!

(The first one. Her name is "Princess Angelise." Glad I was able to pull out in the "nick of time." )

[a9127]

“But ‘Dr. Andy’ we’re tired of this ‘social distancing’ why can’t we have class like we used to?”

(The top Supermodels of the era. The photographer was Herb Ritts. Not exactly sure what year it was but I think ‘Dr. Andy’ was still in grade school. Cindy of course was one of my biggest crushes during the 90’s. Do you remember her ad for Pepsi? Her exercise tape? How many of the others can you name? )

[a9127]

Today’s best fake ad. She’s saying “Andy, I’ll come over there and smack your ass with these if you post this to TLB.”

So it’s a date?

(My wife has this exact set. The thing second from the right is used for crushing… And that is a paring knife at the top. Used for peeling… )

[ila]

Originally Posted by a9127

...(The top Supermodels of the era. The photographer was Herb Ritts. Not exactly sure what year it was but I think ‘Dr. Andy’ was still in grade school. Cindy of course was one of my biggest crushes during the 90’s. Do you remember her ad for Pepsi? Her exercise tape? How many of the others can you name? )

The names are easy. The first name of each one is Mrs. and the last name is ila. (at least it is in my wildest dreams)

[a9127]

Originally Posted by ila

The names are easy. The first name of each one is Mrs. and the last name is ila. (at least it is in my wildest dreams)

In fact I had this poster of “Cindy Ila” on the wall of my room. I can remember umm… looking… at it a lot. Would always lock the door so my mom wouldn’t catch me “looking” at it.

The other two are B/W photos from around the same time.

Found the following article interesting:

https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/the-art-of-beating-off-in-your-childhood-home-during-the-holidays


Can’t imagine masturbating in my old bedroom though. Besides someone else lives there now.

(And these are all the “Mrs. Ila’s” in the photo I posted a couple days ago: Stephanie, Cindy, Christy, Tatjana, Naomi )