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CNN Breaking News: "Visits to Santa Will Be Socially Distanced."

This is what they had to say...

"Every visit will be contactless. So kids can sit on wrapped packages near Santa, or across the table from Santa and have a conversation. We can still capture the memory for family photos."

In some of its malls where Santa will make an appearance beginning November 20, he'll meet and greet with families while appearing to sit inside a giant snow globe. In other locations, Santa will be behind a giant picture frame.

"Think of this like a drive-up window type of scenario. Guests will be able to walk up and have their conversation with Santa and then turn for the framed photo."

Shit. I bet millions of kids will be disappointed. I know I will be. This picture is from my visit with "Santa" a few years ago.

(I had been a "bad boy" so she had to "discipline" me later... )