Waiting for my dream girl

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And of course this one was just too good not to post.

It appears that my students are making sure I wear my mask during a "study session."

(Christ, this beats the hell out of using WebEx. )

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She’s saying “I love Dr. Andy’s class. Too bad he’s married… He loaned me some CD’s he used to listen to when he was a kid from the 90’s. Shit. I wasn’t born yet. He called it “nu metal.” Why do they scream and say “motherfucker” all the time? And what’s a ‘mosh pit’? I think it would be fun to go to a concert with him. Maybe we could have a drink later? (giggle).

This one is studying hard for her mid-term. She’s saying “So. Dr. Andy lives in Zionsville.”

“He loaned me this book to read. Shit. No one reads books. He must be a lot older than me…”

“Zionsville? My parents live in Carmel. It’s not that far from there. Hmmm…”

“Think I’ll give him a call. Bet he’d like to take a break from working on his computer all the time. We could think of something to do I’m sure.”

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I have never understood the belief that a “cock is a cock”? For me at least sexual attraction depends entirely on the person it’s attached to. Am I alone in this regard? It sometimes appears that way. Not so much in “real life” But it seems that the overwhelming majority of TLB members are interested only in “the cock.” That’s fine but I like a cock only on a beautiful woman or a really cute femboy. I guess I’m attracted to the feminine person. This goes all the way back to my earliest experiences with my childhood friend.

Here’s two examples:

Angeles Cid, “future wife.” What can I say? I fell hard for Angeles years ago. We are about the same age. She’s just a little younger. When I look at her I see a beautiful sexy woman. Period. Her hair, her eyes, her smile, her body, her legs, her ass, the way she’s lying back in this picture (Shit, now I’ve gotta go whack off… ). She also has a cock… That’s just part of her. I’d suck her off just like I’d go down on my wife. She could suck me as well and of course we could have intercourse (just not vaginal).

The second picture. Right now I’m checking out his physique. Not really a big guy, he does look like he works out and is in great shape. Arms and shoulders are impressive. Probably would be a friend of mine. Workout partner maybe? One of my best friends at the university where I teach is gay. We are both advisors to LGBTQ students. This picture came from a “gay” site. Would I have his back if he was my friend and someone gave him shit? Fuck yes.

Bottom Line: So what makes Angeles’ cock “different”? Ummm… Maybe Angeles herself?

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I agree. I have long since accepted that cocks turn me on, more than vaginas, but it's beautiful women I love

It's weird. Like I wouldn't want Dilyara to have a dick but I wouldn't want Carmen Cruz NOT to have one!

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Today's email brought another "offer" to date Russian women. All I had to do was sign up. You can see how it went. I never thought at "87" I'd still have a chance with a 21 year old. Must be my personality...

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How to tell if she's the right age for you.

My "future wife" is using a digital camera to take a selfie.

Bet she still has a "MySpace" account too. That's OK I probably still have mine out there somewhere. Maybe we could be "friends"?

She's saying: "Andy, I don't know about anyone else but I don't give a shit that you were born before 1985. Lets fuck."

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And yes the Polaroid camera has made a comeback. That relic of the 70’s which many couples used to take “intimate” pictures, has been revived in modern form. We used to have one. Don’t know if it was my Mom and Dad’s. Anyway I tossed it while cleaning out the garage several years ago. Dumb.

Here is a new version of an old thing. Guess it works the same way. And is probably used for the same purpose. At least no one can “hack” it.

No less than Taylor Swift has her own version made by FujiFilm. They were popular during the “Reputation” tour (which we went to see by the way).

Ever gracious to her fans, Taylor sent me this Polaroid pic… My wife upon seeing it said: “You should hang that one up in the garage Andy. Since that’s where you will be sleeping for a while…”