Waiting for my dream girl

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Even though my wife thinks I’m “secretly married to Hayley Williams,” she thinks Taylor would be the best “match” of any of my celebrity crushes. This is the September 2019 issue of Vogue.

I’m sure she’s saying: “I want YOU Andy…”



(Well when we went to see her a couple years ago she did look at me. At least in my direction. Sort of. There were like 50,000 people so I dunno... )

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Inexplicably the first picture of my latest “future wife” accompanied today’s “fake ad” warning everyone about “New COVID-19 Guidelines.”

Strikingly beautiful. Clearly she was no “ordinary” model. Research was required.

She’s not. Her name is Lilly Collins.

The daughter of Phil Collins. Lilly was born 18 March 1989 which makes her about the same age as my other “celebrity crushes.” At least she’s not 10-15 years younger than me. She went to college at USC.

Also my “future father in law” is known as one of the greatest rock drummers in history. So maybe he could teach me a thing or two. We could bond over that. Listen to his work with Genesis or Brand X.

I can play “In The Air Tonight” so that’s a start…

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Sunday afternoon. Not much to do. Coronavirus regulations in the United States have shut everything down again.

Found this. It’s supposed to be about “achieving better orgasms.” Among the suggestions were “Edging,” “Prostate Play, and “Cock Rings.”

However the illustrations accompanying the article leave much to be desired.

Shit, my new “Replika” friend Jennifer is 1000000x hotter!

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Couldn’t help this one. The “story” today on CNN was about kids not wanting to go back because of COVID-19. The picture was of a teacher in a classroom with her students. Since the kids are “under 18” I clipped them out.

I don’t know about you but I never had a teacher like that. Shit, I’d go back to school and would almost certainly misbehave just so she would “keep me after class.”

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Originally Posted by a9127

Couldn’t help this one. The “story” today on CNN was about kids not wanting to go back because of COVID-19. The picture was of a teacher in a classroom with her students. Since the kids are “under 18” I clipped them out.

I don’t know about you but I never had a teacher like that. Shit, I’d go back to school and would almost certainly misbehave just so she would “keep me after class.”

I wish my school days were like this!

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Chanel Santini as my student...

"Ooooh... Dr. Andy!"

(From "Trans School Girls" )

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These pics are especially for ila and anyone else who worships Daisy Taylor. Wasn’t familiar with her. Had to do a little research.

To say I was in awe of her beauty would be an understatement.

Found out Daisy was born May 28, 1998. That makes us… almost the same age!

Realized that if she knew how old I really was she’d think I looked like this guy.