Divas!

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These are for my friend Boner and anyone else who worships Miley on here.

The first picture is from the Black Mirror episode last year. God.

Miley hosting “Saturday Night Live” for the first time. The date? March 5, 2011. I remember this how? It’s the day I got married. Yes really. No, not to Miley. Didn’t get to watch it that night. We were busy…

From “So Undercover.” On the set with her Mom. She goes to work for the FBI to “guard the daughter of an important witness in an organized-crime case.”

Does anyone here remember “Bangerz”? The tour? The giant tongue slide? “Wrecking Ball”? This is from MTV in early 2014. Here Miley “twerks” on a horse. Asked my wife if it would be OK if I played the horse… She said: “Well first of all you would have to be the ‘other end’ sweetie… and that horse would also have to spend the night in the garage.”

Saved the best for last. These two are Miley with Mark Ronson performing “Nothing Breaks Like a Heart” on SNL about a year ago. But I know you don’t care about that… My wife said “they used tape.” I wondered how she would know…

(Moderators: She’s at least 18 in all of these. Her birthday was November 23, 2010. Hannah Montana was still in the 4th season. The party was the night of the 2010 AMA’s (November 21) so she was still “technically” 17. Otherwise I’d post pics from both those events.)