Waiting for my dream girl

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Today’s “clickbait” ad on CNN worked. The caption was about how empty planes were still flying in the “Age of Coronavirus.” I hate flying mostly because it’s so crowded so this looks awesome to me.

So I immediately booked a flight. I didn’t care where. I thought it would be nice just to get away.

She’s saying: “Andy, did you know this flight is nonstop from Indianapolis to London? It looks like you will be our only passenger. We won’t be stopping in New York because of quarantine. It will be almost 12 hours. Don’t worry, my friend and I will make sure you have a great time!”