The Conquistador's Picture Of The Day

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More news weirdness... Really, I have no idea how I could have made it all the way up to Connecticut overnight.

(Sorry couldn't resist. In the post above, I'm sure the one on the right is thinking "He lives in Zionsville?" Works every time... )

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Another "fake ad" from CNN. Why "Millennials"? Shouldn't complain though, at least it's not that "80 year old man" from those "Born before 1985" ads. Was getting tired of people mistaking me for him...

But look closely... Do I have too much time on my hands or do I just have a dirty mind?

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Even though Indiana has eased some of the coronavirus restrictions, my wife and I still always wear our masks when we go shopping…

(If you are wondering why her mouth isn't covered it's because of the "hotness" of the girl. I liked that picture. It is a shame to cover that face up at all. Me on the other hand...

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Today’s “fake ad” once again confuses anyone “over 18” with the Baby Boom generation (those born approximately 1946-1964). But what would you expect from “clickbait”?

Shit, she’s not a “Boomer.” Hell she’s probably still in her 20’s. And our kitchen looks sort of like that. Our home was built around 2004-2005.

Here is a real example of a kitchen from the late 60’s or early 70’s. It’s an ad for GE. But I know she’s not thinking about cooking dinner… “I can’t wait for Andy to get home from his job in ‘Data Processing’ all that Fortran programming must be frustrating… a night of wild sex would take care of that. Especially on our new waterbed. We could put on the Doors and drink a bottle of Boone’s Farm.”

Of course, I have nothing against “Boomers.” To me it looks like that period in our history was awesome. Christ, they went to the fucking moon! And developed early versions of the technology we use today. But I especially like the women. You’ll hear no complaints from me!

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Wish I’d added this to my previous post above: My “wife” from 1969 (center pic) continues “In fact Andy was telling me the other day his friends at UCLA and MIT were working on this far out idea to network computers around the world. Who would ever use something like that?”

(I told them it was an awesome idea but just to look out for Spam, Trolls, Haters, Pornography, “Fake News,” and Ransomware. They looked at me funny… See you later, got to go to another “WebEx” meeting. Maybe if I really could travel back in time I could stop this whole thing? Except in 1969, my wife would be the girl in the third picture above. )

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I've jump started cars before. But this?

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Another “clickbait” ad. But it got my attention. Shit! And I spent all weekend getting it ready for my date with Dove Cameron.

(Seriously, this might work on a date with Hayley Williams. I read somewhere that she’s a big fan of “Wayne’s World.” )