Early Experiences - What turned you on?

[Boner]

Very nice!

You know, I used to love these magazines but all it took was me seeing Gia Darling for the first time and- BAM- I never looked at a titty mag again, not after seeing Gia and her sexy friends...

[a9127]

Sex sells… Computers!

Looks like the late 60’s, very early 70’s? I never would have gotten any work done…

Dude! No wonder you are still a virgin at 35 and live with your parents. Christ. Quit playing the goddamn game and fuck her already!

From the looks of the computer, I can tell this is well within my lifetime. The 90’s probably. So my “future wife” is really not that much older than me…

You can tell he wants to fuck her. But she’s thinking “Shit. Bad haircut and he’s probably got a small penis…”

Mom: “Andy! Why is your door locked?” Me: “I’m busy Mom, go away!”

This one is much more recent. They definitely are not practicing “social distancing.”

[a9127]

Today CNN had a "fake ad" that was worth clicking on. It’s a series of photos from the “real” Woodstock that happened back in 1969. I’m sure I would have liked the music and women. Not the drugs or sleeping in the mud… Unfortunately most people my age remember “Woodstock ’99” and watched it on MTV. It’s better to forget that one…

Been thinking about how this would work… Guess I’d have to stand on the bumper.

She must be somebody. You know which one I mean.

This is Grace Slick and her friend Sally Mann. I have seen pictures of them before. Of course I know who Grace is… Hayley’s grandmother! Sally was a photographer and author and was married to Jefferson Airplane’s drummer according to the article. Looked her up. She was born in 1951 so she was 18 here. Only 18??? She’s younger than my mom…

This post IS about women so… I hope she’s “18.” Cute.

Yes! I knew my mom and dad were there. They never told me. Didn’t know General Motors allowed hair like that. Guess my dad was still at Michigan State.

“Future Wife.” I’ve seen this picture before. Even tried looking her up. It’s a Getty image so someone must know. I would not be born until the 80’s so she would be how much older than me?

[a9127]

Really have enjoyed Zymurnaut’s recent "Forced Feminization" posts. Very nice... Also I know Boner and others have liked my "retro comic book" posts on here before.

Don't know if these are real or not. But some of them are kind of hot and fun to think about...

A few of these comics look like they may be originally from the "70's" going by the styles. Also, I noticed the one featuring students used the term "co-ed." We wouldn't use that term today but it refers to a female college student. So she's > 18.

[a9127]

Shadowjack “One Night in a Bar”

Always have been attracted to beautiful women and very feminine cute guys. For as long as I can remember. Many of my stories reflect this as well.

Except I wouldn’t share “Jamie” with anybody.

(This works largely because it is consensual. Moderators: Jamie is 21. It’s her birthday.)

[a9127]

Dude! That’s not the way to approach women. Shit, no wonder you’re still a virgin at 40.

“He’s too old for you and doesn’t know how to tie a girl up. Date me instead…”

She’s thinking. Fuck. His profile sounded hot. Didn’t realize he’d turn out to be so “handsy” on our first date.

“Weird Tales.” Well. Just because…

“Andy I really wanna fuck you but you’ve gotta get rid of that antique TV and get a Samsung 70" QLED 900 Series 4320p Smart 8K UHD TV with HDR.

Yes. I was “playing dead.” It worked!

[Boner]

Another pretty lady I wished was my babysitter We'd wrestle and play kissing games before she tucked me in