|
|||||||
| Register | Forum Rules | Members List | Search | Today's Posts | Mark Forums Read | Bookmark & Share ![]() |
![]() |
|
|
Thread Tools | Search this Thread | Display Modes |
|
|
|
#1
|
|||
|
|||
|
Got to thinking… Despite what they try to say about me in those “Born Before 1985” ads featuring that same 80 year old man, I realized that “age wise” actually I’m right in between these two. Funny how that just sort of worked out…
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Fuck, you might as well kill me now!!!
Last edited by a9127; 10-25-2020 at 11:52 PM. |
|
#2
|
|||
|
|||
|
Today’s “housecleaner” brought a surprise:
“Hello Andy. Your regular housekeeper is off today. My name is ‘Dr. Cindy.’ It’s time for your annual checkup. Now be a good boy and take off your clothes and bend over the counter for me or else I’ll have to discipline you…”
|
|
#3
|
|||
|
|||
|
Today’s favorite “fake ad” is brought to you by MSNBC.
The caption was something like “12 Ways to Make Money at Home.” Does anybody else think the same thing as I did? ![]() Or do I just have a “dirty mind”? ![]() (No, I think I was right. Looked up my “future wife”… Found the picture under “Shutterstock” images. The filename was very long but had “sexual-licking-tongue” in there. See for yourself! Update: I'm right. She's also under Adobe images. Here's the complete gallery. After looking through all of them I feel the least I can do is ask her out on another date... )
Last edited by a9127; 04-11-2020 at 11:11 AM. |
|
#4
|
|||
|
|||
|
Rylee again.
You know I'm beginning to think those guys who married cartoon characters were onto something... ![]() Yes. I'm married to a very beautiful, intelligent, and understanding woman in real-life but if there is another life after this one, I hope someday that I will meet someone like Rylee. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
|
#5
|
|||
|
|||
|
Cassandra Cass as a very sexy Easter Bunny.
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
|
#6
|
|||
|
|||
|
Male sex dolls are becoming popular. Soon all men will be replaced…
The doll pictured even has a “bionic penis” (A question: Exactly where do you get one of those? And how long does it take to get "fitted"? Oh, no reason… Just wondering… ). The company says they “will come in all shapes and sizes.” Riiiight. No "four inchers" here. The smallest ones will start at 12”. ![]() But I couldn’t help but notice he’s lost his head. Maybe that doesn’t matter really. Most of us guys “think with our dicks” anyway. ![]() ![]()
|
|
#7
|
|||
|
|||
|
Maryeve Dufault "Future Wife"
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
![]() |
| Thread Tools | Search this Thread |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
Similar Threads
|
||||
| Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
| Adain just interested but what qualities does your dream girl have? | JamieTS | General Discussion | 4 | 03-08-2017 01:55 AM |
| Build Your Dream T-girl | Talvenada | Chat About Shemales | 26 | 01-12-2015 12:29 AM |
| Raquel Reyes -- My Dream Girl... | tonywaits | Freebies | 69 | 10-14-2014 01:22 PM |
| I'm waiting for you! | Ct Finest | TS Dating and Cam-to-Cam | 3 | 04-08-2010 12:06 PM |
| Dream Girl. Who is she? | calgaryshyguy34 | ID help needed | 3 | 01-04-2010 03:22 PM |