Early Experiences - What turned you on?

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He’s saying to her “So, what are you doing next Friday…”

Would go see these guys. Don’t know who they are but great poster.

Wife material? Maybe. Crazy girlfriend for sure…

Educational reading…

She’s saying “Shit… That’s the last fucking time I’m swiping right on somebody!”

And I can get this on Netflix?

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This has been a slow day. So here goes. Some longer alternative descriptions for the pics above…

The first one: “Fuck, Andy… Don’t look so surprised. You know I was a Navy Seal. This is nothing…”

The second: We were planning a romantic weekend. And lots of wild sex and bondage. But she forgot when I kissed her goodbye this morning that I had to drive to Chicago to meet a client. Before she tied herself up, she put her soft cock into a surgical steel chastity device with a urethral plug that I designed myself… A very snug fit, this one also has a “ball vice” that uses a ratchet mechanism which tightens ever so slowly if she tries to remove it or plays with herself in any way… And only I have the key. Her cock fully hard is just over 7” and the plug is beginning to drive her wild. It’s only been like 10 minutes and already she needs to cum SO badly… But it won’t be much longer. I should be home tomorrow night. Unless, of course, I have to stay until Saturday…

The third: Couldn’t help this one… She’s saying “Andy, you are a lot smaller than I had imagined.”

And finally: “Damn that Andy, he talked me into going to this stupid Dame Tu Cosita Dance Challenge. Fuck. Can’t tell anyone apart in these dumb green alien costumes. Shit, I hope that was him who sucked my cock back there…”

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Sex sells… Everything!!!

Don’t know exactly what this ad was for. Flowers? To give to your secretary maybe? But it must be from perhaps the 1940’s given the old dial phone and number (count the digits). I’ve never even seen a number like this before. But she is super hot. Wonder how they allowed this back then? Christ, she could be my great-grandmother.

I see a… bowling ball? Again don’t know what this was about. And frankly don’t care. Think it’s maybe for shoe polish? Never got past my “future wife” (from 60 years ago?) but yeah, sure I’d go bowling with her.

This one is for an Optometrist. Had my “eye exam” recently. My doctor showed me this pic and asked me “what I saw” I replied: “a billion dollars, a new Ferrari, and a 12” cock.” There’s really no other way to explain it actually…

Cigarettes were a big deal until they realized they killed people… During the 50’s and 60’s especially. Shit, even Virginia Slims and “Joe Camel” ads carried on into my own lifetime. There was a real backlash against smoking with people my age. In 1992, we were given “Say NO to Cancer Joe” buttons in school. Still have mine. Will have to post it. She looks like the girl from Thunderball. The look on her face. She is NOT impressed... I hope she’s saying “Fuck off, asshole.”

It took me a while to notice that she was selling stereo speakers. Would love to have something like the largest one hooked up to my computer. I would play "classic" Slayer at full blast. Maybe she could help me set them up? The only problem is my neighbors will call the cops and my wife will file for divorce…

From 1970. Fifty years ago now. Kinda sexist if you ask me. All the women are kneeling and appear submissive. I believe the text that accompanied this said it ran in "Playboy." Wouldn’t work today. Besides, who would wear pants made out of Acrylic? Shit, better not smoke wearing these. You could become "the human torch." “Dynamite” is right.

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Very nice!

You know, I used to love these magazines but all it took was me seeing Gia Darling for the first time and- BAM- I never looked at a titty mag again, not after seeing Gia and her sexy friends...

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Sex sells… Computers!

Looks like the late 60’s, very early 70’s? I never would have gotten any work done…

Dude! No wonder you are still a virgin at 35 and live with your parents. Christ. Quit playing the goddamn game and fuck her already!

From the looks of the computer, I can tell this is well within my lifetime. The 90’s probably. So my “future wife” is really not that much older than me…

You can tell he wants to fuck her. But she’s thinking “Shit. Bad haircut and he’s probably got a small penis…”

Mom: “Andy! Why is your door locked?” Me: “I’m busy Mom, go away!”

This one is much more recent. They definitely are not practicing “social distancing.”

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Today CNN had a "fake ad" that was worth clicking on. It’s a series of photos from the “real” Woodstock that happened back in 1969. I’m sure I would have liked the music and women. Not the drugs or sleeping in the mud… Unfortunately most people my age remember “Woodstock ’99” and watched it on MTV. It’s better to forget that one…

Been thinking about how this would work… Guess I’d have to stand on the bumper.

She must be somebody. You know which one I mean.

This is Grace Slick and her friend Sally Mann. I have seen pictures of them before. Of course I know who Grace is… Hayley’s grandmother! Sally was a photographer and author and was married to Jefferson Airplane’s drummer according to the article. Looked her up. She was born in 1951 so she was 18 here. Only 18??? She’s younger than my mom…

This post IS about women so… I hope she’s “18.” Cute.

Yes! I knew my mom and dad were there. They never told me. Didn’t know General Motors allowed hair like that. Guess my dad was still at Michigan State.

“Future Wife.” I’ve seen this picture before. Even tried looking her up. It’s a Getty image so someone must know. I would not be born until the 80’s so she would be how much older than me?

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Really have enjoyed Zymurnaut’s recent "Forced Feminization" posts. Very nice... Also I know Boner and others have liked my "retro comic book" posts on here before.

Don't know if these are real or not. But some of them are kind of hot and fun to think about...

A few of these comics look like they may be originally from the "70's" going by the styles. Also, I noticed the one featuring students used the term "co-ed." We wouldn't use that term today but it refers to a female college student. So she's > 18.