The Conquistador's Picture Of The Day

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They are postponing the "Indy 500" until August because of the virus outbreak. Probably 500,000 people coming together for a weekend is not a good idea right now. One of the "traditions" of Indianapolis has been the "Snake Pit."

Usually located in the "Turn 1" infield, it has always been rowdy and during the late 1970's became "drug infested" with many arrests. They did away with it for a while. Then brought back a "tamer" version with bands. I have never been to the "Snake Pit." Really!

Some would call this the best part of the race...

(Moderators: They enforce "drinking laws" in Indiana very strictly. Alcohol is sold at the track. The minimum age is "21." These pictures are from IndyStar, a legitimate news site. I would assume all the women are "over 21." The Motor Speedway could get in a lot of trouble otherwise.)

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My nieces told me that is in fact a "Lego Pete" (above). I wondered at first but have seen them playing "Roblox" with those figures...

Apparently, "Roblox" and "Lego" can be combined. Of course they can! Clever marketing for a 50 year old product.

The "Lego" I remember from the "80's" looked more like this... Showing my age. Never played with it much. Always was more into sports, computers, girls...

But this "Fall Guy" Lego set does not do Heather Thomas justice. I met the real Heather in the late 80's when I was 6. I've posted about meeting her elsewhere on TLB. She joins Hayley Williams and Taylor Swift as the most beautiful women I have ever seen in real life. They would have been babies then (so would my wife...). Taylor in fact may not have been born yet. Still have the autographed pic she gave me.

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Another “Fake News” story from CNN. Me and my wife. She’s thinking “I wouldn’t mind this quarantining for two weeks so much if Andy could get it up…”

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Looking for things to do during "quarantining."

From "WikiHow - 3 Ways to Improve Prostate Health"

Can do this. There's a craft brewery that delivers now...

McDonald's will bring it to your door...

And this is what they had to say about the last one...

Ejaculate often. Although for a long time, researchers believed that frequent ejaculation during sex, masturbation, or even a dream increased men's risk of developing prostate cancer, newer research is suggesting in fact, that frequent ejaculation may actually protect the prostate. Researchers suggest that ejaculation may help to flush out carcinogens in the prostate glands as well as help fluids in the prostate turn over more quickly to reduce cancer risk. In addition, regular ejaculation may also help to reduce psychological tension, which can slow the growth of cancer cells.

But you already knew that.

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This “fake ad” showed up on CNN this morning. They must have me pegged as a “Senior Citizen” because I’m “over 30.” Damn those “Boomers”! No wonder I get all these ads for the AARP.

On the other hand according to the original definition of “Millennial” aka "Generation Y" that’s the generation I actually belong to. But the media’s current definition of millennial seems to be anyone “under 18.” The rest of us are ready for the nursing home. And of course the media constantly blames “millennials” for everything bad these days.

Guess I’m screwed either way. But I had to share this “United States” Driver License (grammar anyone?). That’s the first time I’ve ever heard of a “United States” Driver’s License (here in the US they are issued by State… as far as I know. Maybe unless you are a member of the CIA or something?).

The best part is of course the picture. I guess that’s what someone “over 30” looks like—sort of like that man in the “Born Before 1985” ads I’m so fond of. Think I’ll start using it as my profile pic or avatar on this site. Wait ‘till Dove Cameron sees it.

(Then again, maybe it’s Santa Claus. “Sit on my lap baby and tell me what you want for Christmas…” Update: Thought I'd check mine to see what it actually says. Maybe I was wrong about the "grammar thing" above. It says "Indiana Operator License." Well I'll be damned. And my picture... OMG. "Santa Claus" below looks better. Shit. The good news is I'll never get a "DUI" because the cop will think that's the way I normally look.)

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The coronavirus does have us looking a little "sickly" lately but otherwise my girlfriend and I are doing OK.

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I began to suspect last night when she said "Andy, you are much smaller than your friend..."