Waiting for my dream girl

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Today's favorite "fake ad" claims "Chiropractors Baffled: Simple Stretch Relieves Years of Back Pain." But it was the accompanying picture that got my attention.

It's not my back that needs relief now...

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From the United States CDC:

If you develop emergency warning signs for COVID-19 get medical attention immediately. Emergency warning signs include...

Difficulty breathing or shortness of breath (Entirely normal. Happens every time I look at Chanel Santini. See picture. )

Persistent pain or pressure in the chest (Working out like I think I’m still “18.” )

New confusion or inability to arouse (Shit. Oh wait, I thought they meant “inability to become aroused”? )

Bluish lips or face (Fuck, it’s still Winter in Indiana. )

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"Dream Girls" can be cartoons as well. Christ, some guys even marry them...

Anyway I don't want to post over Sailove. He's been keeping this place going.

"Let it Go" takes on a whole new meaning here.

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Haven't been without a date in months. My pic is still bringing them in...

(Moderators: These are Adobe or Shutterstock Images. All models should be "over 18." Sorry for the poor Photoshop job on the last one... )

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Due to the Coronavirus outbreak, in the United States, in major cities, we are being ordered to "shelter in place."

Fortunately my friends are not letting me go anywhere...

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The caption read “The Cost Of Cleaning Services In Zionsville Might Surprise You.” Just wanted all my friends on here to know that I am doing my part to combat coronavirus at home by having someone in each day to clean everything.

(So far Indiana isn’t as bad off as other places. Zionsville is in Boone County which has only 3 confirmed cases but is considered part of the Indianapolis metro area. Indianapolis itself has well over 100 cases as of today. We are still doing “online learning” at my university but it’s currently under “lockdown” and students were asked to leave a week ago. My classes have gone relatively well: 1) They are all “upper level” Business Analytics majors. 2) We prepared for this independently of what the school said. 3) The nature of our course work is better suited for “online” classes than more traditional subjects. But if it gets worse we will close in early April for good. Hope everyone is staying well!)

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One thing I will miss over the next two weeks or so is going to the gym.