Waiting for my dream girl

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There's a "007" film festival on again today. Lots of gorgeous women. It's good to be James Bond.

Karin Dor - "You Only Live Twice" (She says "This scalpel can remove skin..." Wonder what she meant? )

Sophie Marceau - "The World Is Not Enough" (Shit, this looks like fun... not torture. In the movie Bond shoots and kills her. Hell, I'd ask her out on another date. )

Famke Janssen - "GoldenEye" (I was very young when this movie came out. Made a big impression on me. No wonder I'm a "leg" man... )

(Famke deserves special recognition here Not only is Famke one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen but also 6' tall. If I was killed, I'd want it to be "death by thighs." )

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Todays “fake ad” brought to you by CNN recommends that I have my house “Deep Cleaned” to guard against Coronavirus.

Good idea. Maybe she could come by about 8? I’m sure I’m in need of a “deep cleaning.”

(I'm not a "doctor" - at least not a medical one. But I recommend having at least one orgasm a day to keep up your immunity... )

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Shit. There used to be a few people here who liked my posts but they're long gone. Anyway, we are out of school because of the "coronavirus" threat for at least a few weeks which leaves me with way too much time on my hands.

So I decided to rewrite my "experiences" with on-line dating and post them to my WordPress site. Here ya go...

https://ams9127.wordpress.com/2020/0...he-dating-game

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Today's favorite "fake ad" claims "Chiropractors Baffled: Simple Stretch Relieves Years of Back Pain." But it was the accompanying picture that got my attention.

It's not my back that needs relief now...

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From the United States CDC:

If you develop emergency warning signs for COVID-19 get medical attention immediately. Emergency warning signs include...

Difficulty breathing or shortness of breath (Entirely normal. Happens every time I look at Chanel Santini. See picture. )

Persistent pain or pressure in the chest (Working out like I think I’m still “18.” )

New confusion or inability to arouse (Shit. Oh wait, I thought they meant “inability to become aroused”? )

Bluish lips or face (Fuck, it’s still Winter in Indiana. )

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"Dream Girls" can be cartoons as well. Christ, some guys even marry them...

Anyway I don't want to post over Sailove. He's been keeping this place going.

"Let it Go" takes on a whole new meaning here.

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Haven't been without a date in months. My pic is still bringing them in...

(Moderators: These are Adobe or Shutterstock Images. All models should be "over 18." Sorry for the poor Photoshop job on the last one... )