The Conquistador's Picture Of The Day

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Today's good news from CNN.

(No cases reported so far in Indiana, but the university I teach at has already made "contingency" plans to shut down if it spreads. We will finish all classes "on line.")

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Sound advice courtesy of Pinterest.

This may come in handy one day.

Now I know what to do if Dove ties me up on our date and takes off...

Poor guy was just working on his computer.

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"Zionsville? My husband will never know..."

(It's about this. Knew I never shoulda posted that pic. )

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I'll put this here 'cause I don't want to post over Elsa.

Another "fake ad" from CNN. Who the fuck are they trying to kid? "Old"??? I think she's gorgeous and I like her hairstyle. Also the "age thing" says she looks "23." Makes me wonder if their "Coronavirus" reporting is any better.

Yeah, to them she's proabably a "Boomer" since that seems to be the current term for anyone "over 18" these days. Of course we know how screwed up they are (and incorrect) whenever they use the term "Millennial" (says me who actually IS a part of "Generation Y" and is in his 30's). Shit...

But their IS possibly a bright side to this. Dove Cameron is 24. So does that make her a "Boomer"? I've always had a thing for older women...

(We know this "age test" is reliable because it once said I looked "19." Damn! That thing is super-accurate. )

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This was in my e-mail this morning, from PCMag. The title was "Working From Home? Don't View Porn on Your Corporate VPN." Well duh...

Here's the link:

https://www.pcmag.com/opinions/worki...m_medium=title

All our classes have been moved on-line and any consulting work has died down considerably. Most work I have can be done through email. Besides I own the company. I've been using Cisco Webex and FaceTime to meet with students and clients.

But most of the time all I CAN do is look at porn.

Good advice nonetheless. I of course have many ways to get online that don't involve my University's VPN so I'm not worried. But I wonder how many people really know if they are using their company's VPN or not. And that they can see everything that you do.

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Haven’t had any fun with “Purdue Pete” in a long time. That is where I got my undergrad (Industrial Management) and played football (I have mixed feelings about my college “career”--it was good in some ways and bad in others…) in that respect I wish we had stayed in Michigan. Really, I was meant to be a "Spartan."

Of course all the schools in Indiana are either closed or holding classes on-line now. We (the university where I teach) are trying to decide whether or not to end the semester completely on April 6. I’m on our Academic Advisory Board. I voted to close. If it gets worse we will. And it will get worse…. In the United States, some schools have already called everything off.

But will “Pete” get Coronavirus?

This was on the door of the Purdue Student Health Center. Pete is screwed.

He’s looking sad. Maybe he already has Coronavirus? Actually, this is from a national ranking of university “sexual health.” Purdue came in 120th.

No wonder they struggle in athletics. This was identified as a “basketball” t-shirt on the website.

Roblox Pete? My nieces would know for sure. BTW they are out of school too. Doing “e-learning.” I am strict about them keeping up with their lessons. You know me as a “nice guy.” Right now they would say otherwise. We did watch “Descendants 3” together. Dove Cameron. My nieces think “Hades” (her dad) is a lot older than me. Good answer…

WE don’t ever make the news! Maybe because Purdue is huge?

Yes, I know this is about Ohio and not Indiana. Probably appeared in my search results because of Ohio State and the “Big-10.” Watched the video. She’s really cute. Her name is “Dr. Amy.” Too bad there’s a “travel ban.” “Dr. Andy” would love to have Dr. Amy explain “flattening the curve” to him anytime.

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They are postponing the "Indy 500" until August because of the virus outbreak. Probably 500,000 people coming together for a weekend is not a good idea right now. One of the "traditions" of Indianapolis has been the "Snake Pit."

Usually located in the "Turn 1" infield, it has always been rowdy and during the late 1970's became "drug infested" with many arrests. They did away with it for a while. Then brought back a "tamer" version with bands. I have never been to the "Snake Pit." Really!

Some would call this the best part of the race...

(Moderators: They enforce "drinking laws" in Indiana very strictly. Alcohol is sold at the track. The minimum age is "21." These pictures are from IndyStar, a legitimate news site. I would assume all the women are "over 21." The Motor Speedway could get in a lot of trouble otherwise.)