Early Experiences - What turned you on?

[a9127]

Another thread suggested "all porn should be in English" or words to that effect. Umm... no. Doesn't have to be. Sex has a language all it's own.

As evidence consider the picture in my post above... Here's how I interpret it: I have accepted an opportunity to guest lecture on data analysis at a university in Moscow for a semester. Running late for class, I am "distracted" by the beautiful woman cleaning the floor as she says "Здравствуйте" to me.

She smiles knowingly as I trip over her bucket. My Russian is pretty poor, her English is just as bad.

I think we are "communicating" just fine. I'm sure back at her apartment later that evening everything will take care of itself.

And how do you know she's not trans? I like to imagine that while making out later I discover she has a perfect 7" cock...

(But I would never wear a yellow shirt with brown slacks. And those shoes! )