Waiting for my dream girl

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How many of you remember "Y2K"? Can't believe it's been 20 years! Anyway, I thought you might enjoy this look back at 1999:

https://xhamster.com/videos/transsex...s-1999-8508865

After January 1st, I will stop posting entirely. Hope some of you will keep in touch. You know how to get a hold of me. It's been fun...

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So I’m back for now… Workout time! This is “Rylee” my friend from a post several years ago. She was benching almost 500lbs as I remember. Very pretty as well. Fuck. That body...

Made me think about that man who “married” a cartoon character. Guess I just haven’t met the right girl yet. I would marry Rylee. I’m posting it here because I think Rylee qualifies as a “dream girl.”

(Hint: Hi-Res. May have to click them twice. You can find a lot of Rylee on the Internet. Do a search. Shit. No one like this ever comes in while I’m at the gym. )

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This was in my "junk" folder this morning. I don't usually go there except I am again expecting an important email from a client and don't want to miss it.

Thought this one was funny. The look on her face. Well, I DO think about sex a lot...

(Got to be from those "Born before 1985" ads. I just know it... Yes, I do inject Testosterone but that has more to do with weights and strength. Been doing that--legally-- since I was about 18-19. I also take Cialis as "insurance." Not afraid to admit that. Both with doctor's supervision and prescription. These work. So do those "shots." Everything else is bullshit and waste of money.)

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From CNN. I met my latest "future wife" at High Velocity at the JW Marriott last night.

She's saying "Andy slept in and had to hurry into work this morning and left all the Christmas decorations up. We did have a long night... (giggle)"

"He also left his credit card behind..."

"I'm sure he wouldn't mind if I ordered more stuff for my family on Amazon..."

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Rylee is back

Warming up and stretching is always recommended.

Rylee!!! Don’t even think about tying that without a spotter! Just ask me. I can think of many things it might lead to.

Of course relaxation and release of tension afterward is the key to finishing a good workout.

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From Pinterest. Different versions of "Frozen" characters. I kind of like this Elsa.

("Frozen" was 6 years ago. So she's "27" now. Sounds about right... And sometimes she's drawn with a cock. The way she's looking at me. She knows I know. )

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This is a new one… According to the site “LADBible” Yuri Tolochko a Russian bodybuilder and actor has announced his intentions to marry his sex doll after paying for her to have plastic surgeons enhance her synthetic features.

Tolochko has said he and his partner Margo have been invited onto a Russian TV show called Comedy Club (this makes me skeptical) but insists that his relationship is the real deal.

He has been in a relationship with Margo for eight months and says that despite their 'quarrels', he's dead set on marrying on her.

In a recent interview Tolochko said he took Margo to a clinic to get some work done. I'm sure that must have been an odd day for surgeons who work at the clinic.

He claims Margo began to feel a bit self-conscious over her looks after he went public with their relationship. Has anyone told this fella it's a doll?

"When I presented her photo to the world, there was a lot of criticism and she began to develop a complex so we decided to have plastic surgery."

It gets even more bizarre as Tolochko also claims Margo has a waitressing job at a local bar.

Tolochko said: "She can't walk by herself; she needs help. Margo doesn't know how to cook (surprise!), but she loves Georgian cuisine. Her favourite dish is 'khinkali'."

He added: "She swears (Wonder what she says? "Motherfucker get your hand off my ass..."?) , but there is a tender soul inside."

The actor says they met in a bar after another man attacked Margo and he was able to step in and protect her.

I'm glad Yuri was there to defend her. Was wondering what kind of guy attacks a sex doll in a bar? Hope the police put him away. What do you think? Is this for real or all a hoax? I’m glad I’m married to a real live woman. In the meantime I can also jack off over my friend “Rylee.”