Waiting for my dream girl

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Originally Posted by warblade

You know what really bugged me: lets say I take a week vacation to Thailand and for some twiested turn of events I found the ladyboy that I like so much but she won't even notice me or won't even care because she is so gorges that for her I would be nothing but fly on the wall; so all my serch all my efort gone down the drain.

Shit. That was my problem. Couldn’t ever get a date. So I updated my profile and joined a site where I’d meet lots of hot women. Got a 27 year old “interested” in me already. She looks just like "Megan Fox"! I recognized her from "Transformers."

Says I’m “cute” and wants me to join her site.

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Dating Update: Looks like I’m on a roll. These are my three favorite “matches” so far today.

The first one says her name is “Ashley” and she’s “27” but I’d recognize Megan Fox anywhere.

The second one’s name is “Nikki” also 27. She’d go out with a “60 year old” who likes “CBT”??? At least that’s what my “profile” says… This one has potential. Future wife?

And the third one is “Malissare.” She lists her age as “63.” A little checking found her picture was actually identified as “brianna lee extreme selfie” so guess I’ve been “fooled again.”

Back to square one…

(I'm suspicious of all three "profiles" but I'd almost like to share my real profile information from WordPress with the middle one. Fuck yes, that car in my avatar is mine. And if she likes "older guys" maybe 10 years would be nothing.)

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From Pinterest. I guess I just have a dirty mind...

(Have been thinking a lot about my "future wife" in the post above. The middle one. She's too "good looking" to be someone who actually needs a date but I couldn't find anything on her like the others. Google was no help. Her profile had several pictures. She's really cute. Maybe I should post my real info? But the "married" part will probably be a "dealbreaker." )

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How many of you remember "Y2K"? Can't believe it's been 20 years! Anyway, I thought you might enjoy this look back at 1999:

https://xhamster.com/videos/transsex...s-1999-8508865

After January 1st, I will stop posting entirely. Hope some of you will keep in touch. You know how to get a hold of me. It's been fun...

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So I’m back for now… Workout time! This is “Rylee” my friend from a post several years ago. She was benching almost 500lbs as I remember. Very pretty as well. Fuck. That body...

Made me think about that man who “married” a cartoon character. Guess I just haven’t met the right girl yet. I would marry Rylee. I’m posting it here because I think Rylee qualifies as a “dream girl.”

(Hint: Hi-Res. May have to click them twice. You can find a lot of Rylee on the Internet. Do a search. Shit. No one like this ever comes in while I’m at the gym. )

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This was in my "junk" folder this morning. I don't usually go there except I am again expecting an important email from a client and don't want to miss it.

Thought this one was funny. The look on her face. Well, I DO think about sex a lot...

(Got to be from those "Born before 1985" ads. I just know it... Yes, I do inject Testosterone but that has more to do with weights and strength. Been doing that--legally-- since I was about 18-19. I also take Cialis as "insurance." Not afraid to admit that. Both with doctor's supervision and prescription. These work. So do those "shots." Everything else is bullshit and waste of money.)

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From CNN. I met my latest "future wife" at High Velocity at the JW Marriott last night.

She's saying "Andy slept in and had to hurry into work this morning and left all the Christmas decorations up. We did have a long night... (giggle)"

"He also left his credit card behind..."

"I'm sure he wouldn't mind if I ordered more stuff for my family on Amazon..."