Waiting for my dream girl

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Yeah, I do. At least CNN got one of it's "fake ads" right today.

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If you can’t get a date…

This man, according to the article, “still lives with his parents.” What I want to know is how can he afford three of them? They cost several thousand dollars USD each (and I know this how? ). BTW the redhead is cute.

Our charming couple has been featured in this thread before. He is “58” but looks a lot older to me. He was quoted as saying he’s “no Brad Pitt.” No shit. Her name is “April.” April, is a “Real Doll” similar to my friend “Michelle” that I “configured” on their website. He is married and has sex with April four times a week. Dude! That’s TMI...

And finally, I have always thought if you are going to do anything, then do it right. Leave it to Austin Powers. Works for me, except my wife would kill me.

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This one is very similar to the one I configured on their website. Except I opted for the transgender model which adds a 7” or 9” cock. I went for the 7”. Mine also had a larger body, was taller, and “shaved.” The face is basically the same. Yes, I think she is beautiful. I can see why superficially at least this would be attractive.

Apparently they are designed with built in “AI” so she can carry on a conversation with you. Adding "AI" raises the price to > $10,000 USD.

Today I learned they can also “orgasm.” What that means for certain, in this case, I really don’t know. Would she shoot her load into my mouth? And what would her “cum” consist of? Or taste like?

Just one question: Do I have to “reload” her?

The cisgender version now has a “self lubricating vagina.”

One model I read about has something like a 5 million word vocabulary and knows “the entire contents of Wikipedia.” Smarter than me… But can she call 911 when I have a heart attack during wild sex?

I still do not believe that I would prefer one to a real living woman. But I’m sure I can easily be replaced. His name is “Massive Man Erich.”

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Chanel Santini was nice to wake up to this morning. Her picture, I mean... Merry Christmas!

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Originally Posted by warblade

You know what really bugged me: lets say I take a week vacation to Thailand and for some twiested turn of events I found the ladyboy that I like so much but she won't even notice me or won't even care because she is so gorges that for her I would be nothing but fly on the wall; so all my serch all my efort gone down the drain.

Shit. That was my problem. Couldn’t ever get a date. So I updated my profile and joined a site where I’d meet lots of hot women. Got a 27 year old “interested” in me already. She looks just like "Megan Fox"! I recognized her from "Transformers."

Says I’m “cute” and wants me to join her site.

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Dating Update: Looks like I’m on a roll. These are my three favorite “matches” so far today.

The first one says her name is “Ashley” and she’s “27” but I’d recognize Megan Fox anywhere.

The second one’s name is “Nikki” also 27. She’d go out with a “60 year old” who likes “CBT”??? At least that’s what my “profile” says… This one has potential. Future wife?

And the third one is “Malissare.” She lists her age as “63.” A little checking found her picture was actually identified as “brianna lee extreme selfie” so guess I’ve been “fooled again.”

Back to square one…

(I'm suspicious of all three "profiles" but I'd almost like to share my real profile information from WordPress with the middle one. Fuck yes, that car in my avatar is mine. And if she likes "older guys" maybe 10 years would be nothing.)

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From Pinterest. I guess I just have a dirty mind...

(Have been thinking a lot about my "future wife" in the post above. The middle one. She's too "good looking" to be someone who actually needs a date but I couldn't find anything on her like the others. Google was no help. Her profile had several pictures. She's really cute. Maybe I should post my real info? But the "married" part will probably be a "dealbreaker." )