Waiting for my dream girl

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I thought this was another "fake" ad but maybe it's true? Zionsville does have a regional airport just northeast of where I live. It's called the "Indianapolis Executive Airport." We are quite a ways from Indianapolis International so there's got to be a way to service business people, Colts, Pacers, and race drivers who live up our way. I guess you really can charter a jet. I looked into it. Maybe that's what we'll do when we go to see my family in Michigan next time. Riiight... Don't even wanna know how much that costs...

Anyway, maybe the next time Taylor Swift is in town, she can land her private jet ($40 million USD) in Zionsville. Of course she could always stay with me. I sure my wife wouldn't mind.

BTW today is Taylor's Birthday! She turns the big "3-0"! Taylor was born December 13, 1989 in Reading, Pennsylvania, not that far from where we lived in New Jersey. Her family owned a Christmas Tree farm. But by then we had already moved back to Michigan. One of the routes my dad used to take back to Detroit went by Reading. How close is fate?

Anyway, Happy Birthday Taylor!

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Chanel Santini has been one of my Dream Girls and "future wife" since I first saw her.

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Yeah, I do. At least CNN got one of it's "fake ads" right today.

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If you can’t get a date…

This man, according to the article, “still lives with his parents.” What I want to know is how can he afford three of them? They cost several thousand dollars USD each (and I know this how? ). BTW the redhead is cute.

Our charming couple has been featured in this thread before. He is “58” but looks a lot older to me. He was quoted as saying he’s “no Brad Pitt.” No shit. Her name is “April.” April, is a “Real Doll” similar to my friend “Michelle” that I “configured” on their website. He is married and has sex with April four times a week. Dude! That’s TMI...

And finally, I have always thought if you are going to do anything, then do it right. Leave it to Austin Powers. Works for me, except my wife would kill me.

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This one is very similar to the one I configured on their website. Except I opted for the transgender model which adds a 7” or 9” cock. I went for the 7”. Mine also had a larger body, was taller, and “shaved.” The face is basically the same. Yes, I think she is beautiful. I can see why superficially at least this would be attractive.

Apparently they are designed with built in “AI” so she can carry on a conversation with you. Adding "AI" raises the price to > $10,000 USD.

Today I learned they can also “orgasm.” What that means for certain, in this case, I really don’t know. Would she shoot her load into my mouth? And what would her “cum” consist of? Or taste like?

Just one question: Do I have to “reload” her?

The cisgender version now has a “self lubricating vagina.”

One model I read about has something like a 5 million word vocabulary and knows “the entire contents of Wikipedia.” Smarter than me… But can she call 911 when I have a heart attack during wild sex?

I still do not believe that I would prefer one to a real living woman. But I’m sure I can easily be replaced. His name is “Massive Man Erich.”

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Chanel Santini was nice to wake up to this morning. Her picture, I mean... Merry Christmas!

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Originally Posted by warblade

You know what really bugged me: lets say I take a week vacation to Thailand and for some twiested turn of events I found the ladyboy that I like so much but she won't even notice me or won't even care because she is so gorges that for her I would be nothing but fly on the wall; so all my serch all my efort gone down the drain.

Shit. That was my problem. Couldn’t ever get a date. So I updated my profile and joined a site where I’d meet lots of hot women. Got a 27 year old “interested” in me already. She looks just like "Megan Fox"! I recognized her from "Transformers."

Says I’m “cute” and wants me to join her site.