Waiting for my dream girl

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Todays "fake ad" from CNN brings yet another "future wife."

I like her black SUV too. Maybe she'll stop by Zionsville tonight. I didn't notice the SUV at first--was too busy looking at her legs.

(The caption read "The Weirdest Fashion Trends." Umm... I don't see anything "weird" about this. Except she might be cold here today dressed like that. )

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And of course another "fake ad" from CNN. Featuring today's "future wife." So many! Shoulda had them give me Viagra through the IV while they were at it during my stay in the hospital.

(Thanks CNN. Much better than the 80 year old man "Born in 1985." But what she has to do with "reverse mortgages" is beyond me? Maybe when I retire? I found the original image in case you would like to see more of her. The "age thing" really fucked it up this time. 43??? She looks "23." But if I'm really as old as this guy then at 43 she's about half my age. )

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"Look what he just sent me. His profile said it was 9 inches!"

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Happy anniversary! It’s been one year. Akihiko Kondo, who is about my age and a school administrator from Tokyo, wed his favorite “singer” Hatsune Miku last year in an elaborate ceremony costing approximately $18,000 USD. She's an entirely virtual singer and "performs" at sold-out concerts in cities around the world as an on-stage hologram.

There have been many different points of view on this and legally the “marriage” is not recognized by the Japanese government. For the record I think it’s a bit odd but who are we to judge? Akihiko apparently has tried to date “live” female co-workers but was bullied and rejected. I have also heard he suffers from depression. I do not believe he has ever been in legal trouble and does not pose a threat to anyone nor does he strike me as a “pedophile” although Hatsune Miku is promoted as “perpetually 16 years old.”

(Moderators: I hope these pictures are OK since she’s not “real.” They are all taken from from news sites. Maybe she’s actually 45 and lying about her age? Clever idea though, might try this myself… “he's perpetually 19”? ) And she has always sported her trademark “blue hair.” Kondo has been infatuated with her for over 10 years.

Apparently Kondo is not the only one. According to the company, there have been thousands of these “marriages.” Many to Hatsune. Sounds like someone is getting rich off this. Wish I’d thought of it.

Since this is my “dream girls” thread, I must admit in the past I have been known to have “had it bad” for a popular singer with “blue hair” although her hair is typically orange. In this picture from 2014, however, she is “26.”

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I thought this was another "fake" ad but maybe it's true? Zionsville does have a regional airport just northeast of where I live. It's called the "Indianapolis Executive Airport." We are quite a ways from Indianapolis International so there's got to be a way to service business people, Colts, Pacers, and race drivers who live up our way. I guess you really can charter a jet. I looked into it. Maybe that's what we'll do when we go to see my family in Michigan next time. Riiight... Don't even wanna know how much that costs...

Anyway, maybe the next time Taylor Swift is in town, she can land her private jet ($40 million USD) in Zionsville. Of course she could always stay with me. I sure my wife wouldn't mind.

BTW today is Taylor's Birthday! She turns the big "3-0"! Taylor was born December 13, 1989 in Reading, Pennsylvania, not that far from where we lived in New Jersey. Her family owned a Christmas Tree farm. But by then we had already moved back to Michigan. One of the routes my dad used to take back to Detroit went by Reading. How close is fate?

Anyway, Happy Birthday Taylor!

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Chanel Santini has been one of my Dream Girls and "future wife" since I first saw her.

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Yeah, I do. At least CNN got one of it's "fake ads" right today.