Waiting for my dream girl

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Well fuck... Dove Cameron will be heartbroken when I tell her she's "way too old for me."

Damn, at this rate I'm going to have to cancel plans to take Billie Eilish out for her 18th birthday next month.

Guess I'm still gonna have to wait for my "future wife" to be born.

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Was reading today about a 28 year old Korean man who married a pillow featuring an “anime” character that he had been dating for six years. Six years! Wonder if the couple waited until their “wedding night”? But seriously I hope they got to know a lot about each other during their courtship. Or else the marriage is doomed.

I am not familiar with anime but her name is “Fate Testarossa”

Below are a few more pictures of who at least, I think, is “Fate.” According to one site I visited, I swear to God it said she was 24,000 years old so I guess that makes her “over 18.”

Was hoping she had an “older sister.” Ferrari Testarossa maybe?

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Found this while searching for something else...

Here's the three:

1. I'm rich.

2. I have a 12" cock.

3. "Hi. My names Chris Hemsworth."

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Todays "fake ad" from CNN brings yet another "future wife."

I like her black SUV too. Maybe she'll stop by Zionsville tonight. I didn't notice the SUV at first--was too busy looking at her legs.

(The caption read "The Weirdest Fashion Trends." Umm... I don't see anything "weird" about this. Except she might be cold here today dressed like that. )

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And of course another "fake ad" from CNN. Featuring today's "future wife." So many! Shoulda had them give me Viagra through the IV while they were at it during my stay in the hospital.

(Thanks CNN. Much better than the 80 year old man "Born in 1985." But what she has to do with "reverse mortgages" is beyond me? Maybe when I retire? I found the original image in case you would like to see more of her. The "age thing" really fucked it up this time. 43??? She looks "23." But if I'm really as old as this guy then at 43 she's about half my age. )

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"Look what he just sent me. His profile said it was 9 inches!"

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Happy anniversary! It’s been one year. Akihiko Kondo, who is about my age and a school administrator from Tokyo, wed his favorite “singer” Hatsune Miku last year in an elaborate ceremony costing approximately $18,000 USD. She's an entirely virtual singer and "performs" at sold-out concerts in cities around the world as an on-stage hologram.

There have been many different points of view on this and legally the “marriage” is not recognized by the Japanese government. For the record I think it’s a bit odd but who are we to judge? Akihiko apparently has tried to date “live” female co-workers but was bullied and rejected. I have also heard he suffers from depression. I do not believe he has ever been in legal trouble and does not pose a threat to anyone nor does he strike me as a “pedophile” although Hatsune Miku is promoted as “perpetually 16 years old.”

(Moderators: I hope these pictures are OK since she’s not “real.” They are all taken from from news sites. Maybe she’s actually 45 and lying about her age? Clever idea though, might try this myself… “he's perpetually 19”? ) And she has always sported her trademark “blue hair.” Kondo has been infatuated with her for over 10 years.

Apparently Kondo is not the only one. According to the company, there have been thousands of these “marriages.” Many to Hatsune. Sounds like someone is getting rich off this. Wish I’d thought of it.

Since this is my “dream girls” thread, I must admit in the past I have been known to have “had it bad” for a popular singer with “blue hair” although her hair is typically orange. In this picture from 2014, however, she is “26.”