Waiting for my dream girl

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Finally, today’s best “fake ad” suggests that I could meet my “future wife.”

In prison?

(Actually, yeah. This wasn’t the same “stock photo” as the one from CNN. It’s a better one. Looks like she’s into “playing games.” Works for me… Maybe she "captures" one of her "guards"? )

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Today's CNN headline got my attention:

"Gwyneth Paltrow's Holiday Gift Guide Includes a BDSM Kit"

The article states very "matter of factly" (because you know this is serious stuff...):

"For those not in the know, BDSM stands for bondage, dominance, sadism and masochism." (Me: Never would have guessed! )

"But this Paltrow-approved sexy time will cost you. The kit is listed on the site for $1,350." (Me: Hell, you can do a lot with just belts, neckties, scarves, and rope. )

Maybe Gwyneth should be my "favorite celebrity crush" and not the others?

(I've been trying to get Gwyneth on here for ages. Thanks CNN! )

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This beauty has graced this thread before.

One ad even said she was from Zionsville. Maybe I’ll run into her shopping at Target tonight.

Checked her out a long time ago. This picture is part of a series of “stock” photos. As beautiful as she is I would have guessed she was a famous model or actress. Although I didn’t recognize her.

I don’t care what she’s advertising I’d buy whatever she’s selling.

She’s been staring at me from my computer screen all day at work. She must really like me.

[Boner]

I'd love to know where Madeline hangs out!

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Sorry, couldn't resist.

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Well fuck... Dove Cameron will be heartbroken when I tell her she's "way too old for me."

Damn, at this rate I'm going to have to cancel plans to take Billie Eilish out for her 18th birthday next month.

Guess I'm still gonna have to wait for my "future wife" to be born.

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Was reading today about a 28 year old Korean man who married a pillow featuring an “anime” character that he had been dating for six years. Six years! Wonder if the couple waited until their “wedding night”? But seriously I hope they got to know a lot about each other during their courtship. Or else the marriage is doomed.

I am not familiar with anime but her name is “Fate Testarossa”

Below are a few more pictures of who at least, I think, is “Fate.” According to one site I visited, I swear to God it said she was 24,000 years old so I guess that makes her “over 18.”

Was hoping she had an “older sister.” Ferrari Testarossa maybe?