Waiting for my dream girl

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Another "fake ad" from CNN. Saw it and thought "Shit. It's my wife and my girlfriend..."

(I never knew you could rent a "private jet" around here. We do have a municipal airport not far from where I live. So maybe? )

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Yet another "fake ad." But much better than that picture of the "80 year old man" born in 1985.

Stock? No. Whatever it is you'll probably end up losing money... But I am wondering what she's doing tonight?

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Of course I wish this had been the scene in downtown Zionsville this morning.

Looks like "Anna" could use a ride.

(Why does it look more like Los Angeles? From Kristen Bell's Instagram.)

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Finally, today’s best “fake ad” suggests that I could meet my “future wife.”

In prison?

(Actually, yeah. This wasn’t the same “stock photo” as the one from CNN. It’s a better one. Looks like she’s into “playing games.” Works for me… Maybe she "captures" one of her "guards"? )

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Today's CNN headline got my attention:

"Gwyneth Paltrow's Holiday Gift Guide Includes a BDSM Kit"

The article states very "matter of factly" (because you know this is serious stuff...):

"For those not in the know, BDSM stands for bondage, dominance, sadism and masochism." (Me: Never would have guessed! )

"But this Paltrow-approved sexy time will cost you. The kit is listed on the site for $1,350." (Me: Hell, you can do a lot with just belts, neckties, scarves, and rope. )

Maybe Gwyneth should be my "favorite celebrity crush" and not the others?

(I've been trying to get Gwyneth on here for ages. Thanks CNN! )

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This beauty has graced this thread before.

One ad even said she was from Zionsville. Maybe I’ll run into her shopping at Target tonight.

Checked her out a long time ago. This picture is part of a series of “stock” photos. As beautiful as she is I would have guessed she was a famous model or actress. Although I didn’t recognize her.

I don’t care what she’s advertising I’d buy whatever she’s selling.

She’s been staring at me from my computer screen all day at work. She must really like me.

[Boner]

I'd love to know where Madeline hangs out!