Waiting for my dream girl

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Angeles Cid aka "Mrs. a9127." You know she could just lay back and let me do all the work...

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My nieces were watching something called “Wreck-It Ralph 2” last night. Didn’t care. Wasn’t interested. Busy with work. Thought it was dumb. Didn’t star Dove Cameron. etc.

Until...

Well, let’s just say I never thought I’d “fall in love” with a cartoon character.

This is “Shank” from the game “Slaughter Race.” She’s not only totally gorgeous but can drive too. Definitely my kind of woman.

Found out later she was voiced by and “based on” Gal Gadot.

So actually it makes perfect sense.

(Is it too late to find a "cosplay" Shank for Halloween? Maybe Gal Gadot? )

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Well my "dates" for Halloween have been decided. I'm going Trick or Treating with my two nieces around Zionsville. No "Hades." No "Mal." No "Carrie." No Blake. No "Shank." Just me. They are still trying to decide which "Five Night's at Freddy's" characters to go as. I'm just gonna wear one of my Harley jackets, leather pants and boots. If we leave Stonegate we'll take the Ford F350. That's what I've been driving since our vacation last summer. The "ZR-1" is in case my new friend Sienna (see the Diva's thread) wants to go out later in the week.

As far as I know our night is a week from now. Zionsville was considering the Saturday before Halloween so the kids wouldn't skip school on Friday the 1st.

You know that candy will be expected on both nights--there's no way this will go as planned.

Also Zionsville wants to have it in the daytime. That'd never work in Detroit.

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Must admit I don’t remember anything quite like this from childhood. Too bad my babysitters weren’t into cosplay...

Think my “favorite” is “Little Red Ridng Hood.” Damn.

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This showed up in my Pinterest feed today. Don't know why but I'm thinking about taking up golf again...

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These always crack me up. I’m sure I’m not the only guy who gets emails like this. More than likely it has something to do with the “Born Before 1985” thing. Might as well bury me now….

Sadly sometimes I have to check my “junk” folder when I’m expecting an important email from a client. Otherwise I’d never see them.

Even with my new “rock hard pipe” (who thinks this shit up anyway?) I’m not planning to divorce my wife anytime soon. Unless of course my new friend Sienna (see the Divas thread) or my "golfing partner" (see above) decides to move to Zionsville.

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Haven't had any fun with Purdue in a few weeks. Look what I found.

Bad Marketing or Clever Design?

This is a "head cover" for a golfing putter. It's not what first came to mind.

I don't use this style of putter anyway. But I bet "Purdue Pete" doesn't use it with his golf clubs either...

The phrase "Boiler Up" takes on a whole new meaning.