Early Experiences - What turned you on?

[a9127]

“You wish Grandpa… and what’s up with the teddy bear? Fucking pervert.”

From the 70’s maybe? Just needs someone who knows how to tie her up.

The blonde just doesn’t get it. He doesn’t want her to stop!

Yeah. Of course I’d “swipe right” on her.

From the “sleazy” 60’s. Damn! The blonde in the green dress. Now if we can just get rid of the asshole…

Good dog!!! I trained him well…

[a9127]

Today is actually my birthday, so to celebrate I thought I’d choose my “top 5 celebrity crushes” who were popular before I was born. The 60’s and 70’s are well represented, and so is the early 80’s.

They are: Françoise Hardy, Sharon Tate, Farrah, Loni Anderson, and Heather Thomas.

Heather Thomas is a special case. While “Fall Guy” began before I was around, her career lasted well into the 80’s and even early 90’s. In fact, my dad took me to something when I was about 6 or 7 and I got to meet her. Still have the autographed picture (posted somewhere on here) to “Andy.” She was really sweet and spent a lot of time talking with me. Wonder what she’s doing now? I am sure I said something dumb like asked her to marry me. And I think my dad liked meeting her as well. Hell, I don’t blame him.

Have always wondered what my mom thought of it? Guess that’s the reason my dad slept in the garage that night…

[a9127]

This post on my WordPress site has been getting a lot of attention lately. Not a "sex" story but more about my own experiences back around the turn of the milennium. Thought some other members might have similar memories and enjoy it:

"It’s Been 20 Years?"

andy9127z.home.blog/2019/08/29/its-been-20-years/

[Boner]

Wow! Very nice!

Seeing how these are kind of "retro" I figured I'd post them here. I don't know if these are real or not but I love the cover illustrations, especially the "BacK Alley Queen"

[a9127]

Originally Posted by Boner

Wow! Very nice!

Seeing how these are kind of "retro" I figured I'd post them here. I don't know if these are real or not but I love the cover illustrations, especially the "BacK Alley Queen"

I like them. Think I'm in love with the last one.

[a9127]

Susan Anton. A promising star of the late 70’s. She was a country singer, had a TV variety show, and also starred in the movie “Goldengirl” in 1979. I have seen this movie on TV as a kid.

***Major Crush Alert*** Of course she’s my “type.” I’d say “perfect.” Supposedly 6’2” and trained to be a “super athlete” that would take home the Gold at the 1980 Moscow Olympics (which the USA eventually pulled out of in protest—look it up) she begins to “break down” from the overly rigorous and abusive training regimen and rebels against it or something—I can’t remember. Allegedly her “dad” was a “doctor” and “neo-nazi” (would they even allow this today?).

Looking at her pictures this afternoon, over forty years later, I decided all she really needed was a 6’4” former college football player boyfriend…

Susan was born in 1950 so she was actually 28 or 29. She’s about the same age as my mom in reality. Yes it really was 40 years ago. So what does that make Loni Anderson? Born in 1946.

Who cares!!! Just get me a fucking time machine…

[a9127]

“Watson! What do you mean you ‘came quickly’?”

Baby I’ll blow out the fuse then we’ll have some real fun.

More “bad bondage.” Guess I’ll have to step in once again.

Shit. When he said he liked to cosplay as “Thor” I thought he meant Chris Hemsworth.

“Women want him. Men want to be him.” But for chrissakes get rid of the flippers.

“War Maid of Mars.” Sure, whatever you say. I’ll pick you up at 8.