Waiting for my dream girl

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My new friend in the above post looks like she could use a “workout partner.”

It gets even better. They have these machines with adjustable backs that allow the user to lay down. Don’t tell me the designers didn’t know what they were doing… Why am I thinking this could be used in some kind of bondage game? It looks like a piece of dungeon equipment. Or do I just have a dirty mind? (probably, yes...) Of course you can also use it “backwards” as shown below. Incidentally the caption for this image was “Showing Porn Images for Adductor Exercise Machine.” Who would have thought?

Anyway today’s fake ads brought yet another of my “future wives” wearing a hoodie. Of course I’m a sucker for a woman in a hoodie as you can clearly see from the third picture.